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11/11/2025 3:18:23 PM
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Offtopic, I need your help...

Look, I'm just going to give it to you straight, this creepy guy in the woods promised me that if I can bring [b]Him[/b] three [b]Gifts[/b] then [b]He[/b] will grant my deepest desires, or whatever. I already got the first two [b]Gifts[/b], there was this whole thing with a bird and a snake... And anyway, the point is, the third [b]Gift[/b] is supposed to be "Good Company". I'm supposed to bring someone with me. And, like, this person is supposed to be [i]"the object of my affections"[/i] or whatever, there's all this symbolism with like the flesh, the blood, the heart, and junk, but point is, I don't have anyone to bring, so I need one of you to come. But, I'm just gonna be honest here, this is sort of a human sacrifice type deal... So, you won't be coming back. But I'll do a favor or something for you before we go, how's that sound? Okay? Okay! So, who wants to follow me blindfolded into the woods to be sacrificed in a profane ritual for my own selfish desires, that most certainly will not backfire I'm sure? Any takers?

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