Do you crave loot? Chaos? Teammates who will definitely forget the relic but promise they won’t next time? Then you, Guardian, have been chosen. The Fifth Amendment isn’t just a clan — it’s a lifestyle. A cult. A family. (But, like, a really dysfunctional one.) We’re a squad of semi-serious Destiny 2 players who believe in three things: 1️⃣ Loot is love. 2️⃣ Wipes build character. 3️⃣ If all else fails — blame the Warlock. 🔥 What Awaits You: ⚔️ Raids so scuffed they’re practically performance art. 🎧 A Discord that’s equal parts tactics, memes, and therapy. 💫 Sherpas who will lovingly guide you… while laughing at your pain. 🍕 Late-night runs, inside jokes, and at least one existential crisis per dungeon. 👀 We’re Looking For: 🟣 18+ Guardians with mics, patience, and questionable decision-making skills. 😂 People who think “serious raiding” and “cringe humor” can coexist. 🚫 No drama — unless we’re arguing about who pushed who off the edge. 💀 Commitment to the grind, the memes, and the madness. If your current clan is deader than Titan, your fireteam ghosted harder than a Tinder match, or you just want to suffer beautifully with friends — invoke your right to join The Fifth Amendment. 👉 DM us now. Join the chaos. Embrace the wipe. Praise the loot.