🌍 Platform: Crossplay (we don’t discriminate… unless you main Sweet Business) 🕐 Region: UK / EU / US EST & Sleep-deprived Guardians welcome 🎧 Discord: Required — that’s where 90% of our bad ideas happen 😎 WHO WE ARE We’re a band of semi-functional adults who somehow manage to be both skilled and stupid at the same time. We raid like pros, meme like clowns, and occasionally forget that standing in fire is bad. 💬 What to expect: 🔥 Someone always forgets to rally 💀 Someone always dies to “the easiest part” 🐍 Someone always says “one more run” at 3 AM 🧠 And somehow… we still clear 🎯 WHAT WE DO 🕹️ Raids & Dungeons: Fast, chaotic, mildly organized ⚔️ PvP / Trials: We alternate between cracked plays and absolute tragedy 💥 GMs & Endgame PvE: Competent chaos with a side of screaming 🎲 Gambit: For when we need to humble ourselves 🎉 Seasonal Stuff: Until burnout hits — then memes until next patch 🧃 REQUIREMENTS 🔞 21+ only — must be old enough to drink your coping mechanism 🎤 Mic required — so we can hear your screams 💬 Discord mandatory — where the real content happens 🧘 Be chill, be funny, be at least semi-conscious 😂 Must laugh at wipes (it’s a lifestyle, not a choice) 💬 TL;DR We’re a chaotic, hilarious, skilled group of adult Guardians who can clear endgame content and make you question your life choices — all in one night. If you can bring: 🍻 Good aim 💀 Terrible decisions 🎮 And a sense of humor... 👉 DM for Discord invite! Let’s make Zavala regret ever trusting us 😎