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Edited by Stalkholm:
8/12/2025 10:33:07 PM
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My sixteen favorite ways to die in Destiny 2.
My sixteen favorite ways to die in Destiny 2:
1. Oops, all snipers
2. Tried to cast a Rift
3. Grenade hit a rock
4. Framerate too high
5. Whiffing melee attacks
6. One shot by chicken Vex
7. Stomped to the Architects
8. Enemy spawns behind me
9. Shanks spawn ontop of me
10. Enemy teleported, teleport
11. Enemy teleported, server lag
12. Getting injured through cover
13. Getting stuck on a small ledge
14. Moving slow because of slows
15. Moving slow because of a bug
16. Character chooses not to mantle
Honorable mention: Not standing far enough away from a Drop Pod/Warsat. (I swear those things have invisible Nova Bomb seekers or something.) (17.)
Edit:
18. Sticky reticle
19. Oops, all Wizards
20. Ground turned purple
21. Sword picked a new target
22. Get down, Mister President!
23. Rocket Launchering my teammates
24. Try to reload, switch fire mode instead
25. Try to reload, picked up a widget instead
26. Try to pick up a widget, picked up a whatsit instead
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2 RepliesEdited by PROCK7: 8/11/2025 5:48:21 PMSaw a new light a few months back get smashed by the warsat. I rallied and backed up while they stood there not understanding what happens next. One pancake guardian later, I was laughing as I rezzed them. Edit: Another one is when you die in a jumping puzzle area but when a teammate rezzes you, they just watch as you are brought back over empty space and fall like Willie Coyote.
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cabal drop pod walk off ledge by accident Misadventure
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Lol most annoying thing is forgetting the vault open when trying to switch guns
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2 RepliesEdited by wes238: 8/12/2025 8:18:19 PM[quote]My sixteen favorite ways to die in Destiny 2: 1. Oops, all snipers 2. Tried to cast a Rift 3. Grenade hit a rock 4. Framerate too high 5. Whiffing melee attacks 6. One shot by chicken Vex 7. Stomped to the Architects 8. Enemy spawns behind me 9. Shanks spawn ontop of me 10. Enemy teleported, teleport 11. Enemy teleported, server lag 12. Getting injured through cover 13. Getting stuck on a small ledge 14. Moving slow because of slows 15. Moving slow because of a bug 16. Character chooses not to mantle Honorable mention: Not standing far enough away from a Drop Ship. (I swear those things have invisible Nova Bomb seekers or something.) Edit: • Sticky reticle • Oops, all Wizards • Sword picked a new target • Get down, Mister President! • Rocket Launchering my teammates • Tried to reload, picked up a widget instead • Tried to pick up a widget, picked up a whatsit instead[/quote] You played fireteam for the first time didn't you?
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I don't know how many times I've gone to shoot a rocket and a thrall yells, Get down Mr. President.
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Dont you love when 50 exploding thrall all teleport to your exact location. Science!!
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I can tell you why I never get to use 1K on my Warlock like I want to sometimes (I like it with my Solar build). And it rhymes with "teammates and randoms walking infront of me every single time I shoot for no reason".
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You also forgot the number 1 cause of death in raids being bad teams and someone also having to say "just wipe".
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2 Replies1, 2, 6, 7, 14, 16 - skill issue 😆
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VickyZZZzzzZZzZzzz.... - old
I'll still find a way to rocket jump! -
The only one that truly matters [quote]Stomped to the Architects[/quote] Followed by Squashed by a Drop Pod
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2 RepliesI've always been fond of my Gunpowder Gamble blowing up in my face; good times.
