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7/26/2025 12:17:35 AM
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Bungo the loot dealer...

#scene opens# *Bungo stands in a dark alley and is approached by a non specific individual....* "NPC- so uh I hear you got loot" "Bungo- ya I got loot it's high quality too. Want some?" "NPC- yes I do!...but what's the catch?? "Bungo- what? No catch it's cheap and only a small investment of time have at it" *Bungo- passed the NPC - episode heresy* "Bungo- oh ya this just hit the market premium stuff here. Have some on the house cuz I'm so generous" *hands the NPC - rite of the nine -* "NPC- thanks bungo I'll tell my friends" *Bungo was very busy that month... $$$enter the edge of fate$$$ *A very twitchy NPC approaches bungo* "NPC- loot...I need loot man it wasn't enough" " Bungo- hundred bucks..." " NPC- hundred bucks? but I got to eat and I'm hurting bad." "Bungo- take it or leave it..." "NPC- fine I got to have that loot" *(hands Bungo a crisp 100$)* *Bungo takes the money and opens a nearby door* "it's inside" *The NPC walks in and is immediately forced into and strapped to a chair with a controller now cuffed to the wrist* *Bungo walks by counting a thick wad of cash yelling* "GET BACK TO WORK THAT LOOT WON'T EARN ITS SELF" *Bungo laughs as they walk past rows and rows of other poor hapless fools...* #End scene#

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