Excerpts from the SpunChii lifestory documentary - “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the soy began to take hold.” - “There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a soy binge.” - “Too weird to live, too rare to digest all that tofu.” - “Buy the tofu, take the ride.” - *“No sympathy for the soy—once you get locked into a serious tofu addiction, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”* - *“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the soy starts to multiply, one must consider the possibility that going completely plant-based wasn’t just a phase—it was fate.”* - *“I was pouring the last of the edamame into my mouth when I realized the truth: this wasn’t hunger. It was revelation.”* - *“We are all wired into a tofu-based system of delusion. A soyarchy, if you will.”* - *“The soy was thick in the air—sweet, fermented, and cloying. Somewhere in the distance, I heard the unmistakable hum of a Vitamix spinning out of control.”*