I was only level 9 Light… I loved Crota so much that I had all the DLC and raid drops with god rolls. I pray to Crota every night before bed, thanking him for the Second Life that I had been given. “Crota is love” I say, “Crota is life.” Eris Morn hears me and she calls me a -blam!-. I knew she was just butthurt that Crota killed her BFF Eriana-3. I called her a -blam!-. She caves my head in with her green rock and tells me to report to the Vanguard. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly a Burden of Darkness debuff washes over me…and I feel something touch me… …It’s Crota! I’m so happy! He whispers into my ear “A million deaths is not enough for Master Rahool.” He grabs me by the throat with his powerful Space Zombie Jesus hands and lifts me out of bed, slamming me against the wall. I’m ready. I offer my light to Crota. He impales me through the abdomen with his Ascendent Blade. It hurts so much…but I do it for Crota! I could feel my Light draining from my body and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Crota! He roars a mighy roar as he bisects me in half completely and tosses my torso onto the carpet below. Eris Morn walks in and sees me bleeding out on the floor. Crota looks her straight in the eyes and says “It’s all Omnigul now.” Crota leaves through my window. Crota is LOVE. Crota is LIFE.