[b]🌌 ASYLUM OF THE LIGHT 🌌[/b] [i]"We’re not broken — we’re just built different. Very differently. Possibly with scrap metal."[/i] 🔐 Now Recruiting Guardians Brave (or Delusional) Enough to Join Our Chaos. --- [b]WHO ARE WE?[/b] We are [b]Asylum of the Light[/b] — a [UK/EU] based Destiny 2 clan where the only thing more powerful than our Gjallarhorns is our collective lack of impulse control. We’re a band of Guardians who have stared into the abyss… and then emoted at it. We take our gameplay *seriously enough* to clear content, but not so seriously that we won’t stop mid-raid to debate which enemy species has the best hair. (It's the Eliksni. Fight us.) Whether you're here to slay space gods, chase god rolls, or emotionally collapse in orbit after your 12th Legend Lost Sector fail — [b]you’re welcome here[/b]. --- [b]WHAT WE OFFER (Besides Insanity):[/b] [b]Endgame PvE Activities[/b] Raids (All of them): Weekly runs, teaching sessions, challenge completions, and the infamous “just one more chest” night. Dungeons: Solo? Not likely. Trio? Sometimes. Chaos? Always. GM Nightfalls: Expect strategy, precision, and one guy who runs in yelling “YOLO.” Seasonal Activities: We grind seasonal stuff like our lives depend on it. (Even though we’re mostly there for the ornaments.) [b]PvP (Pain vs Pain)[/b] Iron Banner Fireteams: Team wipes, bonding, emotional damage. Trials of Osiris: Sweats, casuals, and that one guy who swears it’s matchmaking’s fault. Private Matches: Where clan disputes are settled honorably... in Mayhem, with swords. [b]Social Vibes[/b] Active Discord for voice comms, builds, memes, and therapy. Movie nights, build clinics, and shader fashion shows. Friendly, open-minded members who laugh through failure and cheer through triumph. --- [b]CLAN LORE (Because of Course We Have Lore):[/b] Once, we were just a group of Guardians trying to do a raid. Then we got lost in the Gorgon's Labyrinth. For two hours. Now, we live here. Our motto? [b]"If we can’t do it the right way, we’ll do it our way."[/b] Which is usually wrong. But occasionally brilliant. Like a Titan discovering the crouch button. --- [b]WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR:[/b] Age 18+ (Emotionally? We’ll take what we can get.) Mic preferred — mime-raiding doesn’t work, we checked. Active at least weekly (IRL comes first, just stay in touch.) Comfortable using Discord — that’s our real Tower. Chill, helpful, and not allergic to fun. Okay with wiping repeatedly while someone yells, “One more try!” --- [b]SYMPTOMS OF A PERFECT MEMBER:[/b] You know your raid callouts but still forget left from right. You use DIM, and still can’t find your Arbalest. You’ve built a god-tier Strand Hunter... and still die to your own grapple. You love Destiny. You hate Destiny. You love hating Destiny with others. You *could* LFG, but you’d rather run with people who know your subclass and your drama. --- [b]HOW TO JOIN:[/b] Message us directly or reply here with: **“I BELONG IN THE ASYLUM.”** Bonus points if you include your main class, time zone, and favorite Destiny trauma. We’ll send you a Discord invite faster than you can say “Guardian Down.” --- [b]ASYLUM OF THE LIGHT[/b] We raid. We meme. We wipe. We try again. We don’t promise flawless runs — we promise *fun* ones. This isn’t just a clan. It’s a beautifully dysfunctional fireteam. And you? You might just belong here.