This is gonna be a long one... Piano: Learned it as a kid, still play it at least once a week Flute: First Classical instrument I learned, I play it when teaching flute. Saxophone: Learned the alto in middle school for jazz band, can play soprano, alto, tenor, baritone, and bass. Play it occasionally for fun. Trombone: Learned it for college, recently came into possession of one that I now own. Play it for fun and to teach. Trumpet: The first instrument I owned, never learned how to properly play until high school, play it to help teach kids how to play brass. Bugle: Uncle gave this to me as a kid, the only thing I use it for is playing Reveille to wake up annoying house guests. Clarinet: Lost a bet in high school, Learned how to play it for a Clarinet Choir. Personally despise it but it’s fun to play. Drums: All of them. Yes, including conga drums and snare. Drum set: I count this as separate from standard drums because it requires more focus. Bar instruments: This is the percussion stuff, from xylophones to marimbas, even bells. Technically the kind most people think of but also the actual instrument. Bass Guitar: Just a four string. Never could figure out the 12 string. Violin: Played in my College orchestra. -Blam!- you Randy, I should have been first chair. Cheating c**t Stand up Bass: Jazz orchestra I was a part of for a bit until it fizzled out because the guy who thought of it got hit by a truck. It’s in storage currently. Guitar: Mostly use it to seduce people. That’s it. All I use it for. Vocals: I sing too, so I guess I’m also an instrument. Baritone/Bass. Go Carolling every Christmas with a local church who seems to be chill with the fact I’m openly gay. That’s it. Also some double reed instruments but I kinda suck so not counting those. No I won’t record anything for you, my microphone is a toaster and so is my computer, It’d sound like shit.