Sources are saying; The city of offtopic is on edge- people are becoming stir-crazy due to the virus outbreak. What is more; dark forces seem to be engaging in nefarious deeds, The Bank will be starting weekly lockdown drills and a monthly full quarantine drill to prepare for any [REDACTED] incursions. In the event of [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] all bank assets will be frozen and placed in full quarantine, when the threat of [REDACTED] has passed, they will be available for withdrawal once more. In the event of full breakdown of Offtopic due to [REDACTED] The bank will quarantine and relocate to reddit. To our valued and loyal clients and customers; stay safe in these uncertain times.