After months of not paying attention to offtopic, I have returned on porch day. What will you do with me as I sit on your porch?
[spoiler]Hello again to everyone that still remembers me.[/spoiler]
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Well, the answer is obvious. * sips hot chocolate *
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1 ReplySince you are siting on my porch lets talk and hangout!
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1 Reply-blam!- off -blam!-
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I'm glad you found your way home.
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2 RepliesI'd give you some scotch, but some jackass named Qrow drank it all
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Just sit there while I go get the shotgu-I mean icecream!
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[spoiler][b]HONEY GET THE GUN![/b][/spoiler]
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but I am the senate
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2 RepliesSit in awkward silence and stare at you
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1 ReplyPoke it.
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1 ReplyLiterally who?
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1 ReplyLiterally -blam!-ing who?
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1 Reply
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Take you inside to watch Young Frankstein.
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1 ReplyEdited by crazeeavery: 5/25/2017 11:53:13 AMShoot you and tell the cops you were breaking into my house...
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Be a bro.
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Depends, did you bring a bottle of wine?
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Never heard of you.
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I don't want what you're selling
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Sike ni🅱️🅱️a 🅱️orch machine 🅱️roke
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1 Reply*Gets muh shotgun*
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Fre sha voca do
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9 RepliesOh perfect! I always knew the explosives and demolition equipment I planted in the main beams of my porch upon building it would come in handy! *goes 9/11 on my own porch
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1 ReplyStop.