You can never find a matching sock.
Paper cuts happen 25% more often.
Social skills -10
You'll forget to brush your teeth more often.
People you dislike are now 33% more dislikable.
Your phone chargers will break more often.
Your internet is now 50% slower.
You'll always have a rock in your shoe.
Every cookie you eat will have a raisin in it.
You are 20% more likely to stub your toe on furniture.
Your phone's battery runs down quicker.
You'll always have annoying songs stuck in your head.
More feminists appear in the world.
The pizza is always cold.
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