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9/4/2016 8:00:18 AM
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What do the buttons on darth vaders chest do?
I hope it's a coffee machine
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4 RepliesI know this is a joke tread but it operates his life support systems. Without that suit he dies
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2 RepliesIt was a portable stereo system, how else was the imperial march supposed to play when he walked in?
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This is the guy I watch for all my Star Wars shit
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3 RepliesThey trigger the different flavors of vape
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1 ReplyHe's the third member of daft punk
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Vibrator intensity.
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Considering his suit's function, I always thought it was settings for his life support.
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Pretty sure the red one activates his anal stimulation.
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2 RepliesHis suit is a life support system. The buttons allow him to control his internal organs, eating, breathing, heart rate, and you know...shitting. I know one is a manual override, and there are a few others besides those
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it's a portable synthesizer that allows him drop rad beats when the mood strikes him
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They open his ass for anal
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It's a sound board
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1 ReplyOne of the buttons detonates the bombs strapped to his chest
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9 RepliesHis mp3 player....
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The red one is an eject button for his squirrel.
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9 RepliesEdited by Trexence: 9/4/2016 12:11:31 PMI think one of them plays "To infinity and beyond," and makes his wings pop out
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They're for operating his drop-seat for when he really has to go. Sorta like hi-tech PJs.
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*Ding* *Ding* *Ding* We've found a Troll 😏 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/212466789/0/0
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It would've been so cool if, during the final confrontation in Episode VI, Luke agrees to join the dark side, approaches Vader for a hug, then presses the manual override on his chest and remote controls him to fight Sidious. Now that would have been a good ending
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1 ReplyEdited by Kyle: 9/5/2016 6:34:26 PMjust buttons for his pure amusement, they dont do shit...just beep boop baap beet boop.
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How else could he play his mixtapes?
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Edited by Tobito_TheGod: 9/5/2016 3:03:51 AMThose are just jolly ranchers melted onto the chest piece.
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Nothing. They go "boop" each time you touch one of them.
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1 ReplyIt activates his Darth Skaters so can roll down and be a Darth Blader and kick the asses of all the Darth Haters
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Nooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Voice recorder to use as evidence against rebel scum in court.
