Sophomore year. I went to the bathroom to take a crap. Took the middle stall because it was the least disgusting. I was just taking a crap minding my own business. Another guy walks in takes the stall on my right. Another guy comes in a little latter takes the stall on my left. Guy on right starts masturbating. Im in shock. I mean I've masturbated in the school bathroom befor but never with other people in the room. Then the guy on the left starts up. It was -blam!-ing syncopated. 1 2 1 2 1 2 Im sitting in the middle a cigar halfway out my ass with to guys masturbating in 1/2 time. -blam!- high school.