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6/16/2016 12:20:02 PM
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You wake up in this guy's bed.
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1 ReplyDemand some kids jello pudding.
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10 RepliesKill my self, ask questions later
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1 ReplyFart aggressively.
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1 ReplyJokes on you I'm 18!
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5 Replies
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3 Replies>expects bill cosby >writes comment >leaves thread satisfied
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3 RepliesAsk for a drink.
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1 ReplyRelive that famous scene from Jerry McGuire, "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
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1 ReplySay hi
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5 RepliesCheck butt for damage.
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1 ReplySteal his drugs.
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6 RepliesHuh. *gets up and walks out*
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2 Replies[b]*ACTIVATE TACTICAL VISOR[/b]
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1 ReplyALLAHUAKBAR!!!! *explosion*
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5 RepliesAsk for some pudding pops cuz man those are good
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9 RepliesStab him 37 times
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2 RepliesStab him in the heart without killing him. He'd never expect that.
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5 RepliesBeat him until he gives me all of his assets. Then leave the country
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1 ReplyBuild a wall around it
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1 ReplyEdited by zose: 6/18/2016 6:32:09 PM1. Grab sharp object 2. Proceed to stab said guy with said sharp object. 3. Continue step 2 until dead. If found cathartic continue until feeling off catharsis passes. 4. Curl up into ball and cry. 5. Continue step 4 until either authorities arrive or death.
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Pull out my M61 Vulcan and SPNKr
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1 ReplyRoll over, kiss them on the cheek. Smother with pillow. Make pancakes. Drink a beer. Get on with my day
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1 ReplyWouldn't be the first time... I mean uhhh... Shut up
