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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a dog with no legs? [spoiler]it doesn't matter it won't come.[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesdid you hear about the guy who stole a calendar[spoiler]he got six months[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis thread isn't very punny.
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4 RepliesHelp, Hive Fallen and I can't get up
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1 ReplyHow did I escape Iraq? Iran.
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2 RepliesI'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days
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2 Replies1. I could tell you a joke about Gjallarhorn, but you'll never get it. 2. I could tell an a[b]n[/b]al joke, butt f[b]u[/b]ck it. 3. I could tell you a joke about my p[b]e[/b]nis, but it's too long.
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5 RepliesWar isn't about who is right... It's about who is left.
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3 RepliesIm sick of getting taken by the RNG and depressing me so much to have fallen on my knees. I would like to say this is my last word but I have a feeling that It's going to piss me off so much I'm going to break out in the hives, but there is No time to explain why we have grimoire cards instead of a storyline. It's fine stocks will plummet soon enough and employees will be jumping with out a bungie cord.
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3 RepliesAre you freaking kitten me right meow???
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8 RepliesOk guys try and get as many jokes as you can and try and get this trending. I will chose the new funniest later today.
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1 ReplyWhy was the Apple keyboard bad at science experiments? [spoiler]It never liked to use a control[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe one thing science taught me is to never trust atoms...they make up everything.
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1 ReplyYou know what hurts?[spoiler]the truth[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy dad you used to always say that he was thankful for the letter W. Because without it these waffles would be just awful!!
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2 RepliesEdited by PUFFERBILLY: 4/15/2016 10:14:59 PMWhat do you call a camel without any hump [spoiler]Humphrey[/spoiler] get it lol
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1 ReplyI hate escalators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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1 ReplyWhat do u call an ode to your arms and legs? [spoiler]a limerick[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt's amazing how many people don't understand what a "pun" is on here...
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1 ReplyWhy did everyone think that the bucket was sick? [spoiler]It was a little pail![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the Earth say to the Sun to explain the Moon's mood? [spoiler]It's just a phase![/spoiler]
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4 Replies1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 3. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive
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3 RepliesI got the cheesiest pun. Wanna hear it? Vegans won't like it, though. It's made from milk...
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1 ReplyTried to catch some fog... Mist
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1 ReplyDid you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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1 ReplyA friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
