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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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2 RepliesA bloke goes into a bar with a giraffe.. They get really drunk and the giraffe passes out on the floor..the guy starts to walk out of the bar..The bartender says "oi..you can't leave that lyin there!"..The bloke replies. "Don't be stupid mate..that's not a lion..its a giraffe."
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2 RepliesI threw the ball to my dad [spoiler]im 27 now[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDid you hear?! Atheon was kicked out of the game! [spoiler]He was using Supplicants[/spoiler] Why is your No Land Beyond above the fireplace? [spoiler]I like it Dis mantle[/spoiler]
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Never play the card game uno with Mexicans. They always steal the green cards.
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Why did the baker have smelly hands [spoiler]because he kneaded a poo[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesHow do you pick up Jewish women? [spoiler]with a dust pan[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesA man walks into a bar "Ouch"
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1 ReplyWhat does an egg say when it's " turnt up?" [spoiler]omelette[/spoiler] [spoiler]im lit[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesDark joke incoming....... What do you call a black woman getting an abortion? [spoiler]Crime prevention[/spoiler]
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I like to use my sniper as a conversation starter. It's a great Icebreaker.
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1 ReplyWhat's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat kind of shoes does a pedophile wear. [spoiler]White Vans[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA black couple are in a car. Who is driving? [spoiler]the cop[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you say if you hate McDonalds, i'm hatin' it (whistle)......... Yup, the bleach is right next to me.
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A Mexican magician said he could disappear on the count of three. "Uno! Dos!" *poof* He disappeared without a tres. [spoiler]It works better if you say it aloud.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by CozmicClockwork: 4/16/2016 2:23:04 PMHellen keller walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair. Did you hear? Paul Walker was all over the radio, and the dashboard, and the windshield
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2 RepliesWhat did the police officer say to his belly button?[spoiler]your under a vest[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI use my sniper as a conversation starter. It's a great Icebreaker
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5 RepliesNot a pun but... Why did sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]She has no arms[/spoiler] Knock Knock *who's there* [spoiler]Not Sally[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhats the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? [spoiler]theres twenty of them[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWhy was 6 afraid of 7? [spoiler]Nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by TitanKnight: 4/15/2016 8:31:30 PMI was messing around with my GF, then she jokingly said "Someone wants to join the party" She then unzipped my pants and as soon as it popped out I said "SYLOK, THE DEFILED!" I don't think she wants to be in my Cell from the Prison of Elders anymore 😂
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3 RepliesIf you don't have Twilight Garrison it's OK it can be a bit, evasive.
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2 RepliesTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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2 RepliesWhat did the ocean say to the surfer? [spoiler] nothing, it just waved[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat did the egg say to the other egg when he told a bad joke? [spoiler]Omelet that one slide[/spoiler] What do you say when you accidentally mix flour in your omelet? [spoiler]Ah Crepe![/spoiler]
