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3/29/2016 3:56:08 PM
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Fireteam for two </3
I had a good feeling about this one. I'd done all of the proper wooing prior to the date.
[b]Mirror selfie?[/b] [i]Check.[/i] [b]Fresh emotes?[/b] [i]Check.[/i] [b]Sweet new nightfall ghost shell?[/b] [i]Triple check.[/i] I was even going to use those gauntlets later to make my explosive last twice as long. All preparation aside, the only thing on the menu would be [b][i]regret.[/i][/b]
It started out well enough. I ordered the Smith Steak, she had the stuffed Tacoverse ala' Dague. They say the best treasures are always hidden in plain site, and mine was just feet away. [b]Alas,[/b] my flux grenades were not to detonate tonight.
I excused myself from the table to use the [b]Little Hunter's room,[/b] and that's when I heard it. As I turned away from her, a scream to rival Omnigul on a HoW twitch reveal. This scream, was coming from [b][i]my table.[/i][/b]
As it turns out, this is when she saw my class item. I consider myself a classy guy. [b][i]Roguish,[/i][/b] if I may be so bold. Nothing could prepare her, however, for [b][i]the shaderless cloak.[/i][/b]
If love at first site exists, [b][i]this[/i][/b] was the opposite. My clashing class item bore into her eyes--neigh---her very [b][i]soul.[/i][/b] Like the eyes of an innocent child for the first time witnessing the dark parts of YouTube. I knew in this fleeting, terrible moment, I had scarred her. She may well never love again. For me, [b]it was over.[/b] The only course that remained was to flee.
And so, [b]I fled.[/b] With the speed of a lagging Stormcaller, and the deft of a retreating Hunter, I vanished. I could never return. I had to start over...[b][i]entirely.[/i][/b]
Leaving the local system behind, I found solace in the [b]Reef.[/b] I attached two prosthetic arms to my chiseled, yet worn body. I abandoned my gun for the life of a staff, or perhaps I was compensating. I live a quiet, broken life now. Petra is a heavy sleeper, though....
For now, I wait.
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1 ReplyNECROBUMP
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4 RepliesSo.... uh... yea... #PoneIzTheNewMaximus #CriEverytime #TitanMasterRace
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Ah, at last. Pone has returned, but still hasn't found his pants.
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Your absence has been noticed
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This is great
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1 ReplyThere is never a bad post from you friend.
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1 ReplyWelcome back
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Boomp
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1 ReplyIt's been a minute since you've posted! There has been a certain emptiness on the forums and in my heart.
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1 ReplyEdited by MoxPeridot: 3/30/2016 6:46:55 PM[quote]PONETHEPOON[/quote] oh boy
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2 RepliesAnother one to brighten the day and make me more scared of variks. Well done
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1 Reply...I will ignore this post now.
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6 RepliesFirst. #TitanMasterRace
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1 ReplyAs always, 10/10 would bold text again
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13 RepliesGet in here.
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2 RepliesAnother poon masterpiece!
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6 RepliesEdited by Mr.Spartan126: 3/30/2016 2:03:55 PMPlease take a nova bump to the face. ヽ( ゜ヮ゜)ノ.・゜*。・+☆ \(^ ヮ ^ )/ ^Me ^NB ^OP
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1 ReplyMhmmmm Devil Ether. The only partner you'll ever need now.
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1 ReplyI honestly love your writing! But one thing... Site = sight? Unless it's intentional then ignore me haha
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2 RepliesWhere the poop have you been?! I've missed you... No homo. Well maybe a little[spoiler]I totally forgot I added you on xbox. Hmu if you wanna do some iron banana[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLittle Hunter's Room... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sounds Great
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2 RepliesThe best cloak is no cloak.
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2 RepliesI actually like this. It's the only long ass thing I've ever read on here. Good job pal!
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Haha now dismantle mines yesssss
