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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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8 RepliesEdited by Some Black Guy: 1/13/2016 11:08:15 PMNot awkward, just crazy. Got a handjob and fingered this chick, while my entire class was watching, laughing and secretly cheering me on. Our teacher was out of the room. We were sitting on a desk against the wall, our backs to the regular classroom seats. I looked back and everyone was on their tippy toes, trying to get a good angle. Felt like a black Ron Jeremy for a moment. I was a TA for this freshmen teacher, big booty Ms. Luna. I still remember that blonde chick Natalie to this day. Pussy was kung fuu tight bruh. Man, good ol' high school memories.
