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Edited by Shamurai:
3/6/2016 11:23:08 PM
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I'm going to prom guis!!! AMA
Wat do? Also AMA
I'm 20 a gurl asked me to go to her prom.
I know how to wrap my willy.
Her dress is blue or teal or some shit
Wut type of tux should I buy all black with graphite grey accents as well as a blue that pops or what?
Also should mention I'm trying to make it special for her I never cared for prom even the ones I attended.
Also AMA
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2 RepliesHow did it go
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What's your middle name?
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1 Replyshe ask a hillbilly? interesting
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15 RepliesOh you're one of those 20 year old guys that graduated 2 years agothat still dates and hangs around the 16 year old high school girls. That's cute
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1 ReplyWear a tie dye tux with a bejeweled cat on the back.
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2 RepliesSteps to have great prom Step 1 [spoiler]purchase prom ticket[/spoiler] Step 2 [spoiler]plan with your friends for the event[/spoiler] Step 3 optional but highly recommended [spoiler]have a date someone of special interests to you[/spoiler] Step 4 [spoiler]purchase appropriate thing for your date ( I don't if your gay or sr8 I'm not a mind reader) [/spoiler] Step 5 [spoiler]get a ride [/spoiler] Step 6 [spoiler]go to prom[/spoiler] Step 7 [spoiler]make your way to the dance floor with said date and friends [/spoiler] Step 8 [spoiler]take off your pants and beat your meat in front of everyone [/spoiler] Step 9 $profit$ [spoiler]for the police if your parents can pay your bail [/spoiler] Step 10 More profit [spoiler]from inevitable law suits from everyone there along with the court for indecent exposure [/spoiler] You did it and your a success story [spoiler]you live in a homeless shelter ( if your lucky) And you can't get a decent job because your a labeled sex offender [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMake sure you have a suit vest and a pocket square.
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Edited by Rei: 3/7/2016 2:25:38 AMJust get a regular black suit, and a tie that matches her dress. Also, remember to get her a corsage.
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1 ReplyWhy? You are 20. Move one with your life
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4 RepliesAre you taking your sister?
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2 RepliesEdited by Beats: 3/6/2016 11:34:36 PMWear a bright pink tux
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1 ReplyGay.....
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3 RepliesI hope your date dies in a car crash
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1 ReplyI didn't think it was anything special. I think it's a bigger deal for girls. Got laid afterwards though.
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3 RepliesI've got a prom to but I ain't going because I don't have money, don't like dancing, and because I don't like anyone in my crappy school.
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1 ReplyShould've made a poll...
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Cool.
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2 Replies>opens thread >sees OP username >nope.jpg
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2 RepliesWhile dancing with girl, place hands on her hips, and ur wood in her ass
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2 RepliesHave sex after
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1 ReplyMake sure you like the girl. K? Bye
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Nice! It's a night you'll remember, I know I do!
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2 RepliesMake sure to take her out back and maybe she'll let you enter the fish market ;)
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1 ReplyWill you go to porn with me?
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4 RepliesLearn how to talk right. But congrats
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1 ReplyGood luck mate :D
