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Edited by HumanTitan8: 3/3/2016 4:11:18 PM
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Favorite verse from the bible?

Mines is Ezekiel 25:17 Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Edit: here comes the atheist. Edit: Purse has been summoned, will the princess of darkness Anomaly appear too?

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  • Blazed 4:20 Thy shall not denounce the arrival of thy weed thou shall respect it and by the will of christ be molded by thy weed.

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  • The dedication [quote]To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.[/quote] Definitely the best part of the bible.

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    • "Pooour some sugar on meee (in the name of love)" -Def Leppard 2:69

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    • John 4:20 "Thou hast lost thy game"

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    • Another one I like: Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. Psalms 23:4

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      • Edited by SaraTheItalian: 3/3/2016 9:24:45 PM
        "If your enemy is hungry, give him food to eat; if he is thirsty, give him water to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head..." (Proverbs 25:21-22, NIV)

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        • "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god" - Jesus Christ

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          • Esphesians chapter 6 verses 10-20

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          • Well, that was random.

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          • The bible is a joke. All hail satan. Jk I don't care

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          • John 3:16 tho art pimpin

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          • The one that promotes homophobia [spoiler]jk it's disgustingly inhumane[/spoiler]

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          • And then Joseph said to Jesus "Watch me do this wicked kickflip"

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          • “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” ‭‭Ezekiel‬ ‭23:20-21‬ ‭NIV‬‬[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]

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          • "You come against me with a sword, spear and javelin, I come against you in the name of the Lord almighty. The God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied." (1 Samuel 17:45 KJV)

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          • F*ck thy neighbor

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          • [spoiler]fite me irl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

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          • Know it's over played I will fear no evil

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          • Someone's been watching pulp fiction

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          • The one where the Dovahkinn slays Alduin in Sovngarde

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          • 1
            Foxes cannot read.

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          • I believe it's Revelations 6:7 or 6:8, can't remember the exact number but it reads as such [quote]And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.[/quote]

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          • John 1:17 I can't remember

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            • My favorite part is when god kills a bunch of babies in egypt because of jews of something god is great his ever lasting mercy is felt by those babies as well as the 100 bajillion other people he has killed

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            • Leviticus 11:30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.

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            • Edited by dead mans: 3/3/2016 5:32:42 PM
              All these atheist hating be like: [quote]the part were its fake cause god no real[/quote] When im just here thinking [i]the one were jesus smited a tree? (Is it smited? Or smote? Idk) Or is my favorite the one were women must be silent and cant teach. Its so specific! I also love the one about how slaves must be obedient no matter how they're treated. And theres the one about sex with a donkey. Like in detail.. [/i] Come on kids, if you're gonna hate do it right

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