Hello guys... Today, I cut myself...
[spoiler]with a knife...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]as I was cutting an apple...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and it hurt really bad...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI cut myself... [spoiler]... With a knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... While cleaning it...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... On my friends throat.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTheir eating her... And their coming to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD (Way funnier in Spanish xD)
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3 RepliesThank you for this post. I had a whole carton of bleach I was ready to drink...but then this post wasn't some emo kid, and now I'm happy.[spoiler]jk I'm still chugging my bleach fam.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesNext time hold the Apple on your throat
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5 RepliesOhh myyy.
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1 ReplyMay God bless you
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6 RepliesEdited by XxIronEagIexX: 2/12/2016 6:31:38 AMI cut myself too [spoiler]with a freakin sharp knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]while I was cleaning the blade...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I still can't feel above the scar.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPhew though you were an attention whore emo kid. Lol.
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5 RepliesAt least now you'll have manly scar. You'll need a better story to go with it though. Just tell people it happened while wrestling a bear or something.
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5 RepliesWAKE ME UP INSIDE.
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1 ReplyI don't care... Ama
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1 Reply> Cutting Apple > OP cuts himself > ohfuсk.exe > must... Make... Pointless... AMA...
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4 RepliesWhy do your sentences trail off like this...
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4 RepliesBet you won't jack off with that hand now
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1 ReplyEdited by SealTheDeal: 2/11/2016 12:14:02 PMWhat if the apple redirected the knife into your hand as revenge for cutting its apple brethren?
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8 RepliesOne time I cut my extendor tendon in half and cut through most of my flexor tendon in my right hand pointer finger. [spoiler]stop complaining, and be more careful[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWho cuts an apple?
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Why don't you have one of those apple slicey things. Dunno what they're called but you push it down on the apple and cuts nice wedges and cores it for you. It'll be the best thing you ever bought
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7 RepliesYou Apple murderer
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5 RepliesI really thought ur name was EpicChodeMaster
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3 RepliesI steped on a plug
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1 ReplyI'm sorry about that, I hope it feels better soon.
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2 RepliesI've cut myself with a plastic knife before when I was little. I totally forgot what I was doing, but I remember seeing [u]blood[/u]
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1 Reply... [i]into pieces.[/i] [spoiler][i]This is my last resort![/i][/spoiler]