What do I do, I tried to get a watermelon out of my toaster oven, and instead pulled out a huge purple orange.
Help me OffTopic, you're my only hope...
Edit:  It has now turned blue.  I'm taking it to Obama's house to ask him to baptise it.
Edit:  OffTopic, forgive me.  I'm bored as hell.  Lol wut.
						
					
					
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	2 RepliesEdited by rocketgowhoosh: 2/2/2016 5:14:52 PMThe guys with the suits and stuff put me in a dark cell. I'm now getting talked to by some guy who calls himself a 'Psychiatrist' whatever that means.
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	Obama refused to baptise it, he claimed I was high or something. Then guys grabbed me and pulled me away.
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	No. Please don't make a Penis Poll.
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	1 ReplyWho knows?
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	No! Who ruined the 100% Poll!
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	The 100% Poll is still intact. Let's keep it that way.
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	Could it be? OffTopic has managed a 100% poll! Quick! Take Screenshots!
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	It appears to be communicating...
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	Oh god... Now it's green...
 
										 
					 
		    