In my state ( Washington ) it is illegal to taunt or harass a Bigfoot.

The Germans don't have a word for fluffy

We can mathematically guarantee that extraterrestrial life exists. Here's how. The first component to this equation: humans themselves. The fact that life, extraterrestrial or not exists is a factor in determining whether other life exists as will be made clear soon. Next, the rule of infinities. This rule states that given an infinite amount of time, materials and resources, anything that can happen will. Since the universe is always expanding, non-stop, and never will stop, this tells us that the universe is infinite. Mixing the two components, the fact of life and the rule of infinities tells us that since it is possible for life to happen (because it already has) it will happen again. It is mathematically impossible for there to not be extraterrestrial life out there. This goes hand in hand with the Drake equation, an equation that explains how many possible planets could contain and sustain life. The Drake equation however only takes into account the observable universe, and not at all the endless universe beyond the observable.

The actual name for the space between the anus and scrotum/vulva is the perineum.

If you were to stretch a blue whale end to end on a basketball court, it would end the game

Iceland has an anti incest app

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

The tapir has the largest penis in relation to body size in the Animal Kingdom.

1 in 4 children will be abducted by the Dutch.

Iguanas have two dicks. [spoiler]Lel couldn't think of anything better.[/spoiler]

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Obama was born in Kenya

Milk is good. Buy some.

2% of the people in the world have ginger hair I'm ginger btw [spoiler]guys plz don't make my life hard, I get plenty at home and school[/spoiler]