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Edited by BenjyX55:
11/23/2015 12:20:00 AM
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If God is real...
I've been told time and time again that I'm going to hell for not believing in God. If it turns out that you morons are right and God is real, here's the conversation I would have to get out of going to hell.
Me: "I'm sorry God, I'm not going to hell because I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in you, either."
God: "What do you mean? I'm right in front of you."
Me: "I'm sorry, but I don't believe in you. No amount of evidence will convince me otherwise."
God: "It doesn't matter what you believe. I'm real. You're talking to me right now."
Me: "I'm offended. You need to respect my beliefs, no matter how absurd they are. Even if my opinion goes against all logic and reasoning, it's still my opinion and should get special privileges just for having it."
God: "This is ridiculous. Go to hell."
Me: "I can't. Hell doesn't exist. You don't exist."
God: "Are you retarded?"
Me: "I don't believe in you. You aren't real."
God: "You can't be serious. I'm right in front of you. It's impossible to deny that I'm real."
Me: "Sorry, your 'indisputable facts' go against what I believe, so I'm not listening to you."
This is the logic that God's people use, so he'll have to accept it.
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9 RepliesThe Big Bang has been disproven and evolution changes everyday if anyone needs and education it is ignorant atheists like you.
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2 RepliesSo to get out of going to work I can just say I don't believe in work because me not believing in something makes it not real. Ok I don't believe in death. [spoiler]not even Christian just your logic makes no sense[/spoiler]
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Fedoras have been tipped
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If you said in front of him "I don't believe in you", you would be sent to hell quicker than the speed of light.
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11 RepliesWhat a sad representation of God. He already knows what you are thinking soooooo he wouldn't ask those questions.
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When you have Gr8b8m8 and Tipsfedora as tags yet people still bite
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This doesn't make any sense
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Edited by shell: 11/23/2015 10:22:45 PMI'm sure if he [u]did[/u] exist, he wouldn't waste his time talking to you.
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if some seity does exitst then idgaf
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1 ReplyI would rather go to hell and disrespect people's beliefs rather than go to heaven and not to
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3 RepliesThis is just bad like back up your opinion a lot more before posting
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20 RepliesLmao what a narrow minded view of how religion and science interact. What's sad is you probably think you're clever for all that nonsense. Good luck convincing people There isn't a god with that "sound" reasoning.
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8 Replies[b][u][i]REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE[/i][/u][/b]
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Lmao to funny. Just switch out God with evolution and the Big Bang and you have typical conversation with a creationist.
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Got a kick out of this. The funniest part it that it's true XD
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I don't think God would debate with you or call you retarded but ok
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12 RepliesNot religious, but your argument is a fallacy. You state that they ignore facts. But there are no facts that disprove the existence of god, so in that regard you need to have as much faith in there not being a god, as you do in there being a god.
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Brilliant lol
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2 RepliesThe babble fish is basically proof of the nonexistence of God, because it couldn't have evolved and with proof of existence faith is nothing
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Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would die. Bart:[raises his hand] Oh, Miss Allbright. Miss Allbright: Yes, Bart. Bart: Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub? Miss Allbright: No. Bart raises his hand again Miss Allbright: Yes, Bart. Bart: Are there pirates in hell? Miss Allbright: Yes. Thousands of them. Bart: [rubs his hands] Hoo hoo, baby! [spoiler]Seriously though, the whole notion about god is so arbitrarily asserted that I don't even consider the possibility as reality. [/spoiler]
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God is real, a real piss-blooded, demonic piece of shit
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Hmmmmm Iam sure and ican swear you will go to hell
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3 RepliesIf God was real, he would smite all the veggie burger eating heretics. People still eat veggie burgers though, so what does that tell you?
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4 RepliesEdited by LahDsai: 11/23/2015 8:02:17 AMWait, what? Are you saying that's a legitimate argument or not? What you're saying is, "[i]You're wrong and any argument you make is invalid. But, on the off chance you [b]ARE[/b] right, I'll use your exact same (invalid) argument to prove you wrong.[/i]" That's like some bizarre [i]Shrodinger's cat[/i] situation where there's a box on the table that hasn't moved, so I think there's no cat inside while you argue there is (without evidence). If we open the box and there [b]IS[/b] a cat, however, I will just say, "Nope, no cat," and the cat will not really exist.
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6 RepliesLmao now you understand why atheists and Christians disagree. Both sides are stubborn and bigoted apparently. Also, please list all of the undisputed facts that disprove Gods existence. That is all.
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2 RepliesActually, if you're going to Hell, you won't have a chance to talk to God. You won't make a pit-stop and chat it up. You'd simply be taken to Hell (or purgatory until Heaven judges you, depending on which denomination we're talking about here).
