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Edited by SolidusNat: 11/24/2015 5:36:00 PM
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>anon and friends: good boy points

>be me >hang with friends >ask parents for tendies >parents talk about a new plan >me and your friends' parents all are making system >good boy points >be good and you get them >you 5 all get 100 >tendies are 50 >we all chip in to get tendies >we lost all our GBP >be at sleep over >set up new plan >we have secret base in fort >we trade tendies and gamble them >goodplan.jpg >we are good for a while >we earn good boy points >this one kid in our group is a goody goody 2 shoes and has alot already >the rest of us lost some for being bad >we go to fort >we trade good boy points >i now have 201.5 more GBP >i buy a rare pepe card laced with what seems to be anthrax for 201.5 >in a week our secret gbp bank is amazing >we hide them so if we are bad we dont lose any >parents make new gbp system next day >"it seems like you have been stashing GBP" >we now have GBP cards >we must of been caught >go to bunker with friends >there are 5 of us in the group >ok normies one of you snitched on us >here are the suspects >anon1 you are very good, it would make sense if you snitched on us >anon2 you have more gbp than normal, i smell a bribe >anon3 your a mute and its uncanny as -blam!- >me(anon4) and anon5 (my best friend) dont know who it is >get text >its mom >I TOLD YOU NOT TO TEXT THIS PHONE DONT BLAME ME WHEN THE FBI CONTACTS YOU >parents tell us we can trade points >oh >ignore that fbi comment i made mum >we put camera down to document trading >we trade for bad things >one guy leaves to go to bathroom >one goes to get drink >later we see a light >parents are there with one kid >its that goodie goodie 2 shoes >camera turns off >anon 5 is with me >im holding flashlight >me and anon5 were the goodie goodie 2 shoes >mfw we got all the gbp and now have play station

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