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Edited by Liam Styler:
11/15/2015 9:04:45 AM
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So My Dog Died...
So I bought my dog Destiny last year because she saw the trailers and thought it looked super fun. She was hooked right off the bat. I've never seen a game pull her in so quickly. It kept her so busy. She'd play it all day long, and soon enough, she became really addicted. She stopped going on walks because she didn't want to lose her Strike streak so she'd just poop right next to her game chair. She didn't want to eat either so I'd have to force feed her Mountain Dew and Doritos just so she could keep grinding.
She wouldn't eat her doggie treats anymore so I replaced them with batteries so she could put them in her controller. It was a nightmare.
Well last night she had a heart attack when I tried to unplug the Xbox. We fought for like ten minutes over the cord and then it finally happened. She basically died in my arms.
So, thank you Bungie for killing my dog.
RIP Clifford
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What a sad excuse for humour.
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She is called CLIFFORD lol. She sounds hot
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crack [b]is[/b] whack
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1 ReplyEdited by ShadowKing292: 11/15/2015 9:22:20 AMCocaine is one hell of a drug...
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U fookin wot m8
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[quote]So I bought my dog Destiny last year because she saw the trailers and thought it looked super fun. She was hooked right off the bat. I've never seen a game pull her in so quickly. It kept her so busy. She'd play it all day long, and soon enough, she became really addicted. She stopped going on walks because she didn't want to lose her Strike streak so she'd just poop right next to her game chair. She didn't want to eat either so I'd have to force feed her Mountain Dew and Doritos just so she could keep grinding. She wouldn't eat her doggie treats anymore so I replaced them with batteries so she could put them in her controller. It was a nightmare. Well last night she had a heart attack when she heard that Bungie thought that TTK would keep her busy for the next few months when so many good games are already out. Especially when she was already so bored of it. So, thank you Bungie for killing my dog. RIP Clifford[/quote]
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Not one slightly funny or entertaining line in all of that. Good job.
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1 ReplyThis probably sounded a lot funnier in your head.
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1 ReplyBungie was right though. It kept your Dogs attention as long as it needed to. I bet your dog died without beating the hard raid. I say this people only people with no thumbs can't beat the hard raid.
