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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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[b]As it reads in the Defender's Mark:[/b] At Six Fronts, defending the Wall was not enough. Titans had to become a wall. Actually. That's wrong. Titans asked for Chuck Norris's help. When Xur comes, Chuck Norris stares at him and he immediately gives him a Sleeper Simulant. That's all. Chuck Norris doesn't need a ghost to revive, in fact Chuck Norris doesn't die, yeah? the ghost only was attracted by Chuck Norris's awesomeness. THe dead ghosts revive because chuck norris WANTS them to. Chuck Norris doesn't glitch in the wall because the Saber strike is too hard. The wall opens for him. The Cabal were flying towards the Earth and then Chuck norris was in their way. That's why there's the Hull Breach. Chuck norris doesn't need to be "Ascendant" to get in the Hive world. he gets in and out of portals when the -blam!- he wants. The mines weren't dismantled and exploded... and there still was chuck norris there like nothing happened. The fusion rifle fires instantly when chuck norris pulls the trigger. The Vex are not on Earth... they can see the future, the past, but they don't need a lot to know that of all planets they'll consume, the one where Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mom's uterus is definitely not on the list.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has Crota as a bear rug in his room. Crota isn't dead, he is just to scared to move!!!
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Chuck Norris got a Seventh Column In Elimination
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3 RepliesChuck Norris doesnt get torn between dimensions. Dimensions get torn between Chuck Norrises.
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When Chuck Norris walks into an enemies saint 14 ward of dawn, they go blind.
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of snipers. He has a 2000yd stare.
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Taniks has no house because chuck norris repo'd it.
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2 RepliesEVERY round is Final Round in Chuck Norris's gun.
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Golgoroth refuses to gaze at Chuck Norris. It would be instant death!
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Xur uses all your Three of Coins to keep Chuck Norris from round housing the keeper back to where he came from...
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can solo the Kings Fall raid. Chuck Norris is the first person to go 10-0 on a single Trials Passage. Upon his first play through Chuck Norris beat the story out of Destiny.
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Chuck Norris round kicks the ship on the jumping puzzle in raid that tries to knock you then quadruple jumps to bypass all the other ships. Just so he can get to the shard chest first. He then opens it and pulls our a year 2 Gally.
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Chuck Norris never pulled ethernet on Crota and Yet Crota stayed down. He knew his place since starting,.
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Chuck Norris has another Black Spindle under his beard
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Not only has he seen it, but Chuck Norris is in the original Destiny Supercut. The liquid inside Omolon's weapons is actually Chuck Norris's saliva. Xur is not random. Chuck Norris tells him what to bring. Chuck Norris constantly has the Deathsinger's song stuck in his head.
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Chuck Norris once tripped pradyth, and he's still falling, as he still hasn't fell yet but he will fall again
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Chuck Norris used a flesh light once. Thus the traveler was born.
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When Chuck Norris decrypts an engram, it is Rahool who curses
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Chuck resed his ghost instead of the other way around. He then said," this game blows and bailed"
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Priceless good old chuck Norris jokes
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There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, there is only another GJALLAHORN
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Chuck Norris doesn't use hammer of sol... He is the hammer of sol
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I want to see a fight between Chuck Norris and SmoggyPluto!
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Every year, on his birthday, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a relative of Rahool into the sun, as a sacrifice.
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Edited by IKEABOSS123: 11/6/2015 6:28:43 PMWatched Chick Norris farming Omnigul the other day.. Chuck threw a grenade and killed 50 thralls, then the grenade went off. Chuck's class is "Ranger" and his subclass is "Roundhouse Kicker". Chuck doesn't need to do Trials, he has walked to the Lighthouse. Oryxs' beam weapon on the Dreadnaught is based on the power unleashed by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the chin of a stuntman, but Oryx had to turn the blast radius down..
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Just going to put this here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
