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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Chuck who?
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Chuck Norris has never "woken the hive," they die from nightmares when he passes.
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Chuck Norris soloed king's fall in hard mode. With TV off. Twice.
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If Oryx doesn't stagger Chuck Norris, Chuck claps his hands and Oryx is dead
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Edited by GR8-KoRNHoLIo-: 11/6/2015 1:35:59 PMThe light that drove back the darkness came from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
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During the Oryx battle the knight has to try to steal the brand from Chuck Norris
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When Oryx try to teleport Chuck Norris into the dome it brought the shade outside of the dome instead
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2 RepliesChuck Norris doesn't wait to receive the Gjallarhorn. The Gjallarhorn waits to receive Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris sniped Oryx....... From Earth........ while dual wielding the Khovostov and Nifty Biscuit.
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Chuck Norris has a short ranged felwinter's lie.
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Chuck Norris made oryx wet the bed
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Chuck Norris has a pre nerf year 2 gjallarhorn and thorn
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Weapons parts got nerfed because Chuck Norris has over 10 million and it throws off the average
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Chuck Norris smites the vulnerable.
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Crota tried to cheese Chuck Norris.
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Touch of Malice heal Chuck Norris
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3 RepliesChuck Norris can wear more than one exotic piece. Bungie is scared to be roundhouse-cocked by him
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1 ReplyThe red death was chuck norris's primary gun, the blood, well he never used a single bullet till other guardians used it
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Once a fallen captain cut chuck Norris After days of excruciating pain.. The captain died
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2 RepliesChuck Norris gets exotics from green engram's.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a helmet because under that bears is another fist.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked Oryx in the face so hard, he sent Oryx into orbit along with one of his testicles. Oryx now resides in said testicle and is known as Saturn.
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When chuck Norris does push-ups he pushes the tower down
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1 Replywhen chuck Norris enters the vault of glass atheon pushes himself off the edge
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Cabal.
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1 ReplyLong ago, Chuck Norris gave his gun to the vangaurd. It is now known as the Golden Gun.
