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Edited by Xbox1234: 10/30/2015 7:39:01 PM
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I'm a sick human being :(

When I was about 13 years old, I used to go outside and round up a bunch of grasshoppers in a pale. Out of purely childish and morbid curiosity, I would devise horrible ways to torture them. I would dissect them, stick them halfway in wet concrete, smash them, pin them down until dehydration took them, and threw some in fire ant mounds to watch the epic battles that ensued. I had dissected so many grasshoppers that I can vividly remember their anatomies. It chills me how I would stake these poor creatures down, and literally tear them in half. I then separated out all the guts in one pile, heads in another, and lifeless shells in another. If there's a hell, I deserve to be in it. That summer of 2013, i slaughtered nearly ~40 grasshoppers in the hopes of achieving genocide equivalent to The Holocaust. This honestly crossed my mind. I know this isn't a church, but whom better to say these confessions too, and beg for forgiveness from, other than B.Net. Jesus, I hope my lord and savior the Vlassic PIKL man will forgive me for this sin. TL;DR I tortured bugs and deserve to burn.

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    My younger brother would shoot a snail with a bb gun, then pour salt in the hole.

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    • My friend told me she once grabbed a bunch of lightning bugs in a bag and then smashed them all up lmao, she committed other atrocities to them i cant remember right now though lol. I'm pretty sure this is the reason she is terrified of insects now because she knows what goes around comes around.

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    • You are only evil if you don't find this cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDGMh7awqGpBo&v=D-UmfqFjpl0

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      • I made a lobster claw it's own eye out because it's a sucker enjoy

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      • I did this with frogs and lobsters

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      • [quote]in a pale.[/quote]

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      • Edited by REDACTED: 11/1/2015 1:55:46 PM
        You sir, are fu[i]c[/i]ked in the head.

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      • oh MY GOD HAAHAHAHA. I use to have a pet caterpillar then it shit on my bed and I got mad so I fed it to ants.

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          • I did the same to bees after one stung me The I'm talking the exact same [spoiler]it's uncanny[/spoiler]

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          • I did that with Sun Prais-Er, I mean I did that with centipedes.

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          • 7/10 for fun read on Halloween

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          • Edited by VeIkro: 11/1/2015 6:06:40 AM
            I had empty chew cans i would call gulags, and where i live we have a stinkbug problem. I would fill the cans up with them and listen to them try to get off their backs or as they crawled over the bodies of other dead stink bugs for no reason. I also put them in water bottles and would shake them like marracas. Also put one in a ziploc bag and put a thing of instant noodles on top of it over night to see if it could support the weight or it would eventually get smashed. It supported the weight but then i crushed it to see what it's innards looked like.

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          • Actually it is human nature to toy with or torment things. There is a part in the brain that enjoys bringing pain to others. It's actually extremely normal behavior for a human

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              its k if u do that 2 mosquitos n jews

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            • its okay man, I did that with cockroaches

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              • TFW you realize you're a violent sociopath. lmao.

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              • One day the bug will come...everyone fights No one quits

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              • Edited by DarkShadowsPSD: 10/31/2015 10:53:40 AM
                Thats fine , I used to put my Goldfish in the freezer and see it freeze. Felt accomplished at that age

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              • I used to round up cockroaches in my old home, keep them alive and get a full container of them, and then pour whatever flammable material I could find and light them on fire. It was more of a stress reliever than being a genocidal maniac, my father stubbornly refused spend the money on an exterminator despite how bad our roach infestation was, claiming "It's natural here in Florida" when we used to never see them until about a few years ago so it was clearly a new problem in the house. We used to get into huge fights over it, but in the end I had a bunch of torched roach corpses in about four containers and there wasn't much he could do to protest my arguments with that kind of evidence.

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              • This is beautiful

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              • Do you by chance start fires and wet the bed?

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              • Honestly as bad as this sounds its natural human behavior

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              • Byophawns are libidinous succubus-esque creatures, usually touching them ends in intercourse!

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              • Watch A Bug's Life and you'll instantly feel better about yourself.

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              • No way, everyone is curious. It's just your curiosity is a little more violent than others. Think of it like that.

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