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9/11/2015 3:11:30 PM
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$20 emotes VS $20 tacos
[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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13 Replies$20 U.S. Tacos vs $0.625 Mexican tacos The tacos you use to eat are not even real tacos. Real tacos are made of: 1)Tortilla, but not that toasted one that's crunchy, is a soft tortilla. 2)They don't have chili or lettuce inside, they have different types of meat (eye, leg, even brains), and if you want to you can add onion, pineapple, lemon and also green sauce or red sauce. Conclusion, U.S. Tacos suck, from my perspective.
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I spent $20 on wings alone last night and damn they were good. Gave me the Wolf Shits too! (That's when you shit and your butthole is on fire and causes you to howl like a wolf). Would I pay $20 to experience that again? Sure! Would I pay $20 to watch my character dance? Nope! [spoiler]wolf shits[/spoiler]
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-blam!- those collective items and the process tacos in terms of value. When I visit the US it's for one thing and one thing only: the red lobster's cheddar biscuits! I would give my left nut and first born for a basket of those!!!!!
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Holy crap. What I wouldn't do for some tacos right now. Gotta go find some. Thanks for the food suggestion. Bye.
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Burritos are better
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Now I'm hungry....want pizza!
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$20 pink taco may be dangerous. But if its $20, its more like a arbys roast beef sandwich
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i think you mean 10 Dollars of Tacos and 10 dollars of Pepto Bismol
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That's Aziz Ansari's joke
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But what about the burrito? Chimichanga? [spoiler]Never forget, amigo [/spoiler]
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Tacos are basically awesome. The only thing better than tacos is free tacos.
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You know. I kinda don't wanna say it. But you really are right. I'm gonna start comparing everything I buy to Tacos. Now I gotta find a good taco shop..
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Edited by IS0M0RPHIC: 9/12/2015 3:00:38 AMPfft tacos obviously
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1 ReplyI is a TadPaul
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Bro! You just revolutionized economic theory right here. Mind -blam!-ing blown! For now on, I will make all my purchasing decisions using your taco trade off theory!
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what kind of tacos we talking?
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What... The... -blam!-, did I just read ?
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I miss 1 dollar tacos being good. I'm old and snooty now. But the dance moves emotes are worth 7 really kick ass tacos as well.
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Bump.
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Yes to emotes... Sadly not the tacos.
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But are they worth 10000 Mirandas?
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You Kill me xD Nice Work!!! You're fantastic with Taco allegories...
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40 RepliesYour analogy is shit. I eat certified organic meats. I don't value 100 cans of shit nor do I value 100 pounds of processed meat with fake cheese and shitty tortillas.
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Edited by Celoxamortis: 9/11/2015 11:41:57 PMBut... there's a hidden [i]digestive[/i] cost to tacos you're leaving out! [i]Especially[/i] Taco Bell tacos. Edit: On a serious note, I've seen the class items and while the XP and subclass leveling bonus is nice, I kinda expected the items to be at least 190-200 defense in order to last briefly in the early 40 end game. Unfortunately, they're only 170, which means they're almost obsolete out of the box. You'll get replacements with better defense stats before you even hit 40, and when you hit 40 they will drag down your overall light average. Unless you manage to get your entire subclass leveled by 40 (unlikely over only 6 levels), the class items don't seem worth the cost. Can't speak to the emotes.
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I am inspired by your Taco finance model and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Love fish tacos..
