Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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2 RepliesWhat's the song name on the jukebox?
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1 ReplyThank god someone set this shelter up, it's snowing salt out there!
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[b]"WE GOT MORE BULETS THAN THEY HAVE BODIES SO LETS KICK SOME ASS!"[/b]
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1 ReplyHAVE NO FEAR I VOLUNTEER FOR THE LIFE SAVING CREW I WILL BRAVE THE SALT AS TRIBUTE
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[b]this could be a while but hopefully they run out of tears before we run out of beers[/b]
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2 RepliesOh good let me in. I don't think I've ever encountered so many completely illogical, irrational, mentally disabled people at one time in my life.
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2 RepliesI'm going to reside in here for the weekend I think.
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Have an excess of Salt? See me, and I will season my Home Made Steak Fries with it!!!! Enjoy!!!!
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2 RepliesGet me a Rocking chair and some Kool-Aid
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3 Replies[b]*Beats off in corner*[/b]
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1 ReplyIs this a bad time to pop popcorn then?
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1 ReplyIma go ahead and take a seat in this corner
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[quote]Thank goodness this place floats...[/quote] They all float down here.
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1 Replyhelp i cant keep drinking all this salt
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2 RepliesJust want to hide out until the Gally shitstorm passes overhead!
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2 Replieskeep me safe
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2 RepliesSome men just want to fill the world with salt. Room for more survives.
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2 RepliesI just imagined this thread like the grocery store from [i]The Mist[/i], and we're all inside hiding from the monsters outside.
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5 Replies-blam!- you, -blam!- everyone ... [spoiler]oh shit I'm infected with saltyness[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI NEED HERO
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2 RepliesIs salt allowed for French Fries? :'(
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Something for all y'all 1/4 cup water 1/2 cup white sugar 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 8 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and slice Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Melt the butter in a saucepan. Stir in flour to form a paste. Add water, white sugar and brown sugar, and bring to a boil. Reduce temperature and let simmer. Place the bottom crust in your pan. Fill with apples, mounded slightly. Cover with a lattice work crust. Gently pour the sugar and butter liquid over the crust. Pour slowly so that it does not run off. Bake 15 minutes in the preheated oven. Reduce the temperature to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Continue baking for 35 to 45 minutes, until apples are soft.
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1 ReplyLol [spoiler]Darude Saltstorm[/spoiler] I'll go and hide in my corner now.
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1 ReplyThis is the most sane thread on the forum currently. Thanks.
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2 RepliesWhat's everyone bringing to help the salt? I'm bringing fries
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1 ReplyThe people are turning into sodium chlorombies and I think I got bit on the leg :/