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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Arguing with hubby llol
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1 ReplyWas waiting for the fireteam to fill in VOG, walked into the bathroom to take a leak. I thought for sure my mic was muted. Full on 20 second stream with gigantic wind breakage to boot. About 15 seconds in and right as i was farting, someone was like "Someone forgot to mute their mic." Needless to say i was pretty embarrassed. Although it was very funny!
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4 RepliesFor me, its forgetting to unmute my mic xD
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People in my group do 1 or two things. We either forget to unmute our mics and blow blood vessels yelling at each other, or we forget to mute ourselves and make everyone listen to our five minute piss.
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3 RepliesTold my buddy next to me that I was going to do something horrible to his mother and a random thought I was talking to him. Reported me and rage quit lol
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6 RepliesA random went afk and didn't mute his mic while taking a really loud dump.
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1 ReplyMy favorite story was a dude that was breathing really heavy into his mic. This went on for minutes before we inquired about his health. Sounded as if he was on the treadmill while he was playing.
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The worst thing could be when you think you mute your mic in a raid and then you say "God Dammit, this people are -blam!-ing noobs" and everyone hears
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1 ReplyWorst thing I heard from is "oh god yes" coming from a guy in the background of my friends Mic.
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Talking shit to a someone on my fireteam cuz she sucked....no ......regrets..
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I sang don't stop believing and my friends entire family heard me sing it
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I just capped my pants.
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Edited by Young Padawan: 7/31/2015 2:14:58 AMSo my friend told me he has friend who is very good at pvp but an annoying turd aswell. 3 days later we are doing vog and this friend joins the fireteam. I never noticed he joined the party chat so i ask my friend if this friend of yours is the annoying turd you were referring to lol. Nek minnit he leaves fireteam and deletes my friend from his list lol
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Once my friend went to go eat dinner an I was talking to myself and singing to my self and his whole family was eating dinner around their tv and his controller shut off so they all heard me
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I heard Xbox off. And someone shouting right before he left the party and fireteam
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I was with my buddy being immature and whatnot, we were doing VoG and the people were like where did you teleport? And someone said Venus to which thinking I was muted turned to my friend and said "rhymes with PENIS" and everyone got a good laugh about it
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I was swearing at my brother
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A guy in my old clan was telling black jokes, he thought he muted his mic. I talked shit to him then muted him lol.
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7 RepliesA couple days ago had a group going for iron banner and this squeaker started cussing out his mom. It was real bad. A few minutes later he got disconnected, a few minutes after that he rejoined our party, but we had already filled up our fireteam. He started complaining so party leader booted him and set to invite only. We all had a good laugh at his expense. The moral of the story?: be good to your mom punk.
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2 RepliesAfter like 15 wipes at the same boss, I thought I had my mic muted but didn't. I said "-blam!- these guys suck ass at this game, this is the last time I play with randoms!"
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Anything that describes their lack of skill
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Edited by Phantom: 7/31/2015 12:34:31 AMExtremely racist stuff against a certain race. "These guys suck" Speaking Spanish and my friends started laughing
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6 RepliesYelling at my wife in Spanish.
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I've heard some kid's mom tell him to clean his room and that he should go to bed soon because he has.....work in the morning. I also hear people farting over the mic, like all the time.
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Was talking thought I muted my mic said To my brother these guys at terrible One of them was like (what you say) I was like nothing
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Getting really angry in crucible. +talking to my family :/
