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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 ReplyThis guy (not sure if he was joking but it was still funny) forgot to mute himself and all I get is "no get that away from me! I'm not gonna suck it!" He said that several times and we were like dude we hear you he was like wrf no you do t you didn't hear anything u wasn't even in the room xD
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16 RepliesMade a bunch of 13 yr olds upset for talking dirty with my gf. Oh their envy was great
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3 RepliesI remember I was doing the vault of glass one time and hearing a guy taking a piss . This wasn't just your average piss either, he was going strong for a good 30 seconds or so.
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1 ReplyI forgot to mute my mic one time while I was circumcising a werewolf. Boy was there egg on my face!
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1 ReplyEdited by SimpIyAVERAGE: 7/31/2015 4:11:02 AMMe and some clan mates had just finished vog and we were sitting in orbit and decided to take a break before the run on our second characters so my girlfriend and I decided to have a quickie, so naturally I muted my mic. Little did I know at the time that once the controller turns off the sound moves to the kinect and all my clan mates could hear me and my girl. Let's just say there was lots of silence on the next run :/
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8 RepliesHeard my friend and his old lady argue about their child's grades. He said that his son was retarded, and went back to swordbearing. Good show
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2 RepliesEdited by ARC170FIGHTER: 7/31/2015 1:47:30 AMWorst thing.... Kinect mic with a house of 5 dogs. My god it was worse then ominigol
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My fire team kept dying at Crota causing us to restart and I got pissed off and yelled Your all a bunch of -blam!-ing retards!!! Thinking the mute button was on!!
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When I wasn't paying attention to the screen my buddy joined my fire team and got to listen to me yell at the kids who were fighting in the next room.
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I'm going to -blam!-ing kick these guys out.
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1 ReplyMy entire clan heard my sax lesson and then booted me from the party
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When I hear somebody say they have to weigh up a bag of weed for somebody who came by to buy
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4 RepliesWe got some guy from recruitment forums for Crota once who was a complete idiot, yelling everything he was saying and running straight up to the boomer tower and getting himself killed. The whole Fireteam started a tirade of abuse after we kicked him from the game but before we kicked him from the chat party I've also played with a few people ripping bongs down the mic which is always entertaining
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I fell asleep drunk on time in party chat, apparently I snore quite loud
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3 RepliesStarted watching porn once during an afk in a raid. True story.
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I turned my Xbox off and started talking to my roommate about the this girl he was trying to get with, but my Xbox was updating and didn't shut off so my friend started yelling at us saying he would never get with her and that he beat him to her. Quite funny from my point of view .
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1 ReplyMy friends mom came in and yelled at him for being a lazy piece of shit and playing destiny all day
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11 RepliesPlaying trials of Osiris, one guy was talking to his gf and said "I can see your vagina!" now it's an inside joke with me and my buddy.
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4 RepliesUmmm had sex with my mic across the room...proud but not proud
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2 RepliesI heard some dude on the fireteam I was on yelling at his kids. He was like "for the last time, go to bed!" "that's it I'm bringing out the belt, boy!" I was like damn man haha
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14 RepliesExited destiny. But not party chat. G/f and I open IE to watch porn and have sex. Apparently it was a great show. Sounded like an orgy. Lmao. Good stuff.
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5 RepliesThis one guy left a fireteam onetime because he said his house was on fire
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3 RepliesI was munching on some food and these guys were like god that guy was so annoying I had to mute him which they never did.. I sat in silence lol
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2 RepliesWhile running crota on hard this screamer's dad slams his door open and starts yelling at him. Tells him to get off the game cause he's been playing all day and threatens to take away his ps4. When he comes back he says it's time for dinner and just shuts the whole thing down. Kid must have taken off his headset cause he obviously didn't hear us laughing. It was 2 p.m. central time when this was going down.
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"Fkn noobs dont know what theyre doin. Oh my god why wont you res me! where you going? Fck! Die!"
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Arguing with hubby llol
