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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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3 RepliesThis one guy forgot to turn his mic off and everyone in the raid group heard him selling pot to a guy at his door. It was funny as crap. We all made fun of him
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My clan had just finished a raid. 4 of us decide to do Crucible and the others leave. After a good 15 minutes or so (at least one whole match) my friend says, "I really like playing with you guys. Our Other clan members are annoying!" We quickly check the party chat... Other clan member #1 is still in the party. No idea if he heard it was paying attention. We laughed.
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Mic was still on and then a big fart came..
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1 ReplyEdited by dudeydude77: 7/31/2015 4:32:02 PMDid you know if your controller disconnects and then reconnects when you go in and out of range from your Xbox, the mic will unmute itself? I didn't...
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My mate was in crota, then we all died at the lamps and we all flick to him he wss banging a wall repeatedly then we hear him snoring down the mic. To much vodka made him pass out
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5 RepliesI was having a name calling session with the grandson and didn't know the mic was hot, names like, butthole, snot licker, dog butt sniffer, poopy head, back and forth we went....somebody finally started adding names when we realized it!!!
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I heard sex before. They went at it like Champs. We applauded there performance and proceeded to launch vog.
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1 ReplyMy friends wife was in the background ordering food. She used her Credit Card and gave out ALL the information to complete the purchase. The Mic then goes silent for 5 minutes as we wait. My friend pops back on and says sorry for the mute my wife had to call the Bank and cancel her Credit Card.. .there was only 2 of us in the lobby and we are all good friends, mature adults with very good jobs. She was just paranoid that her CC info was blasted across a public chat space I guess. We all, including my friend (her husband) laughed pretty hard over the situation. Anytime we hear her in the background we yell out something perverse that we ordered recently with her CC.. the joke is hard to let go!
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Yelling at my girlfriend like its the 1600's
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2 Replies"What u think this is? Grandma with a birthday present? I said suck it you dumb b!tch!"
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1 ReplyBump 4 later
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Taking to my girlfriend about sex -.-
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1 ReplyAlso my son asked why i was helping some friends do Nfall after i finished it already, and i said cause they scrubs. They thought it was funny though.
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10 Replies"God dammit Nappa!"
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1 ReplyWas baby talking to my dog before. But the funniest was, me and my girl say way over the top stuff to each other joking around and I said that I was going to dick slap her so hard in the face that she'd turn lesbian.
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1 ReplyEdited by Taco: 7/31/2015 3:34:23 PMNot me, but in raid and a buddy just stops playing, and all you can hear is him getting just some super sloppy head, then start -blam!-ing her. Sound was so clear we could hear the bed springs and them moaning. He was party leader. We had to wait around for 20 minutes until he finished. Yes the mic was on the whole time.
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I told my little brother to stop blowing bubbles inside without muting my mic.
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1 ReplySomebody I was playing with wife had been on a girls night out to see some male strippers. I heard through his mic 'that's the biggest cock I have ever seen'
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1 ReplyGiving my bank details for a order on my phone not realising my mic was not muted
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2 RepliesHad sex with my hand and forgot to mute my mic I have very little friends now :(
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1 ReplyI heard some dude jerking off...
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1 ReplyI was in a vog raid and thought I muted the mic...lent to the side a ripped a huge fart. Them... "Did someone just fart?" Me... "Oh...uh no, no uh...that was my front room door...yeah...yeah the hinges need some lubricating..." Them... "Oh ok...(ye he's lying, he farted XD) " Embarrassment level 100!!! Looool
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I love playing with squeakers only because there is a 50/50 shot they forgot to do a chore or its past their bedtime and they better not still be on that God damned game or they are going to return it. It makes me giggle with delight
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I'd do my friend sister lol
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in a raid n my gf was headin to the store. whole fireteam overheard me quietly whisper "I love you" n give her a kiss lol. leader was like "ok that's creepy" n we all had a good laugh about it
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8 RepliesThe way some of the younger kids talk to their parents mortifies me. Like I would get a whoopin' to within an inch of death if I talked to my mother that way.
