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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!

I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming! Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves? Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D

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  • i once played out the entire wkuk cod mic video, and my friend was laughing so hard! lol im not joking i actually did and it was so funny. http://youtu.be/T37pmuGEzrc

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    • My teammates often get to hear kids story time when the wife reads a story to the kids if they wake up early from a nap. They quite enjoyed The very cranky bear.

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      • I don't want to eat yet grandma!!! I'm playing!! NO I CAN NOT PAUSE IT....!!!! OMG it's not a Nintendo!!!

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      • My GF talks REALLY REALLY LOUD, like anytime she opens her mouth everyone in the party can hear her, no exaggeration. So pretty much anything she says I'll hit her with a "are you talking again" or "how did you get in my house" that kinda shit. It's especially fun when she says baby I love you and shit like that lol. Usually gets some laughs.

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        • Not in Destiny, but over vent during a raid I sang the lazy town song "its a piece of cake to bake a cake" the entire way through and NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TILL I WAS DONE..........

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          • My wife farted in the kitchen, and my mic picked it up loud and clear, and she was all like, they didn't hear that did they? (Referring to my raiding party), loud and clear they all replied Now she's nowhere to be found when I'm online hah

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          • Telling my brother (on the phone) about the guy I'm playing with that's a dick

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          • No mom can I just play? Mooooom pleeeeeease? My group had so much fun

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            • Please bump for later. So much gold here

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              • GIVE ME THAT DICK BOII

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              • Edited by Smiles McNasty: 8/10/2015 6:32:37 PM
                This wasn't on destiny, but a year ago I had my girlfriend on speaker doing our usual shit.. And didn't mute my mic... Well they won't let me live it down now even after we've been apart for a good 3 months I believe now. I think it was on ghosts.. And we split before Memorial Day this year.

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              • My friend went AFC and I heard a kid crying and screaming no while their was slapping in the backround

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                • My mum was shouting about how my little brother peed the bed without telling her. He is 10. XD

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                  • I took a sip of a morning glass of milk. Then told my older brother, "It seems like when milk has reached almost room temperature, it tastes kinda like vanilla." He looks at me and says this. "Cool. Your mic isn't muted." I freeze then hear someone say What the Hell? Over mic.

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                    • Playing BF4 with my previous XO and other friends...managed to blurt out how much he sucked while my mic wasn't muted.....pretty awkward after that

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                    • Was doing Nfall with friends and my son asks why, cause i was done. I say Cause they scrubs. They thought it was funny and start laughing. I played it out like I was joking around.

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                      • This thread is a gold mine

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                        • Once I joined a new friend I added to psn at the tower about to do a vog, o was inspecting them and was talking shit about their gear to my wife. Lol, then noticed I wasnt muted. So I instantly left out of embarrassment followed by deleting them. Turns out they were in a party and could even hear me. 0_0

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                        • Me and my brother usually play off two tvs in the same room. We were doing hard crota before how dropped and our team was just awful. I thought i muted it and turned to my brother and said "man these guys -blam!-ing suck." Mic was still on and once i heard them talking back we just left lol

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                        • I was talking to my dog in a squeaky voice "awwww my baby you are so cute" everyone was like wtf

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                        • For a good 10 minutes I forgot my mic was muted but whatever I said my friends reply's pretty much matched up.

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                        • Bungee jump

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                        • Umm bedroom noises in the background, now I know why he was AFC, really really awkward

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