*Fireteam of LVL 34's land on Earth Patrol* "Guys, come over here, I found a chest!!!" *Fireteam rushes over to that location* *Approaches chest in the middle of a field* "Wow, what do you think's inside there?" "Let's find out!" *Fallen dropship arrives* *One LVL 8 Dreg jumps out* "OMGG!! IT'S A DREG! HE'S PROTECTING THE CHEST! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?" "Dude, relax, just kill it" *Approaches the dreg* [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler] "WTF?!?" "How'd you die man?" "His power level was just too high" "Nah, you're tripping. Ima get him" *Approaches dreg* [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler] "OMGGG!!! Billy you gotta kill this guy and then revive us!" Billy: Don't worry fellas, I have Gjallarhorn. *Other two fireteam members look in awe as he pulls out the Gjallarhorn* [spoiler]Insert Choir Music[/spoiler] "Well, what are you waiting for, Billy? Go take him out and rescue us!!" Billy: -blam!-. I have no ammo for it. "Go eat a heavy synth, dummy" Billy: What did you just say? "Just you know, go to your Consumables and eat a heavy synth man. It'll give you heavy ammo." Billy: Why the -blam!- would I eat a heavy synth? I don't want to digest that shit. "Just -blam!-ing do it man. It'll give you heavy ammo and then you can save us" Billy: No. One does not simply EAT a heavy ammo synth. *POPS heavy ammo synth* [spoiler]Starts sweating[/spoiler] Billy: Alright guys, I'm going in. [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler] "BILLY, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, I TOLD YOU TO EAT THE HEAVY SYNTH, NOT POP IT!!!" Billy: Guys, that dreg was lagging I swear. I -blam!-ing hate this game. *Fin*