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Edited by Destroyr19:
7/16/2015 3:48:46 PM
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This is how I judge you by your steak.
So I sit down with you at a restaurant. You order a filet, quite a delicious cut of meat. Then, comes the most important question of the meal: How would you like that cooked? You answer...
[u]Blue[/u]
I'm thinking:
[spoiler]This person is either disgusting, or doesn't get the concept of food. [/spoiler]
[u]Rare[/u]
I'm thinking:
[spoiler]Okay, this person likes to live life on the edge. They are most likely either an experienced steak eater, or they may be trying to impress. [/spoiler]
[u]Medium rare[/u]
I'm thinking:
[spoiler]This person really knows their steak. I'll most likely get along well with this person. You are a fun person, but
Not stupid. [/spoiler]
[u]Medium[/u]
I'm thinking:
[spoiler]This person may be getting assimilated to the life of rarer steak. Or, they are a person who enjoy having fun, but tries to stick close to the sidewalk if you know what I mean. [/spoiler]
[u]Medium well[/u]
I'm thinking:
[spoiler]This person is 100% bullshit. They really want a well done steak, but are trying not to look like wimps, and failing, because medium well is far from living on the edge. [/spoiler]
Well done:
[spoiler]*stands up*
*leaves restaurant*[/spoiler]
Thanks for reading guys, and please don't get offended by this post. It was meant for fun.
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COME HITHER OFFTOPIC! WE HAVE A DISCUSSION FOR YOU
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Blue please
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I SUMMON THY
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1 ReplyEdited by j0lly: 7/19/2015 5:06:00 PMWelcome to America, the only country where you'll get judged based on how you eat a dead cow.
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2 RepliesIf you don't like your steak Med-Rare, you're a pussy. No two ways about it. You are the scum of society if you don't eat a medium rare steak.
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2 RepliesWell done 🙇 I've never tried another type of steak
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Ok. Come on. There is nothing wrong with blue steak
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I fancy a lass who enjoys her steak well done. Should I be worried?
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Medium
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i don't eat steak lel
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Medium rare ftw
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My dad ordered a well done steak at a really fancy restaurant and when the waitor gave the chef the order he ran out of kitchen saying "THIS IS UNACEPTABLE, I REFUSE TO PREPARE THIS DISH!"
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3 RepliesMedium rare is the only way
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9 RepliesOP 👍. I eat steak Rare cause I love seeing the blood come out when I gently slide my knife into the delicate slice of meat.
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I order well done so that I get medium rare, medium rare would probably be blue in some restaurants.
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1 ReplyI like my meat extra well done
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Edited by Starfall Shadow: 7/17/2015 3:34:31 AMMedium Rare. That nice, ruby-red thumbprint in the center... mmm<3
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1 ReplyWhat if I don't eat steak?
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How you guys eat rare is beyond me. Well done FTW.
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Why all the hate for well done steaks?
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I get well done so smd
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2 RepliesRare. Juicy.
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Wat eef eye dunt eyt stake?
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1 Reply> mfw I like it well done
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Medium rare and if chicken fried steak I ask for rare b/c it turns out to be medium rare when they are done with it.
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3 RepliesWho cares? As long as it's not raw, a steak is a steak.
