Good luck writing butthurt blogs for the Washington Post all your life. I'm majoring in English so I'll probably be screwed too, but I plan on joining the military after college for the 20 year long haul so my major doesn't matter.

r u f3m4l3!!?11?

Cool, I identify as a genderless-queer transexual, bi-racial, trans-national, multi-species chair. What is that you say? I can't be a chair? Well the chair never chose to be called a chair, you see it is a social construct, just because you can sit on a chair doesn't mean the chair can't be a table or a person like me!