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Edited by LLegendary:
9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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4 RepliesLet him take me
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6 RepliesKneel and praise the sun
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5 RepliesChop his head off with an axe
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Climbing to fame man. +1 for originality.
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4 Replies>Is a Cross-country runner >can run faster and longer than Shia(even if he's on all fours) >instawin
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I pull out my portal gun and portal away to safety. After that I infinitely fall for a while, then shoot myself to the moon. Using portals.
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2 RepliesYour foot gets caught in a bear trap
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Yell as loud as possible while sprinting away in zigzags... [spoiler]JUST, STOP IT!!![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Onxide: 9/5/2015 3:26:00 AMStab him in his kidney!
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10 RepliesEdited by NIIB uP North: 8/30/2015 4:28:50 AMBut I know jujutsu... [b]BODY SLAMMING SUPER STAR SHIA LABEOUF!!![/b]
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9 RepliesI might get lost in a forest.
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2 RepliesI'll get a potato chip... and [b][i]EAT IT![/i][/b]
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1 ReplyWhat do i do? I JUST DO IT!!
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1 ReplyI know jiu-jitsu. I should be fine.
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1 Reply1. Choke him to death in a cottage. Realize he's not dead. Shia surprise, motherfvcker. Chop off his head with his own ax 2. ?????? 3. Profit
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8 RepliesPull out a pistol and cap him.
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5 Replies1v1 quikzoomz trickshit last
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4 RepliesChallenge him to a match of Gwent.
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11 RepliesEdited by greenleader115: 9/11/2015 1:45:02 AMYour looking for your car but your all turned around...
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I would run for my life from Shia LaBeouf
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2 RepliesCalling backup. I choose Palpatine
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7 RepliesWhat I would do? I'd do him.
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4 RepliesYell Transformers 4 was awesome, that should stop him.
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1 ReplyEdited by Jphn_33: 9/11/2015 2:21:47 PM[quote]You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him... [i]Shia Labeouf[/i] He's following you, about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! [i]Shia Labeouf[/i] You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around... He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life From Shia Labeouf He's brandishing a knife It's Shia Labeouf Lurking in the shadows... Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf! Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf Eating all the bodies Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf![/quote]
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Call the media
