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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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  • I'm going to [spoiler]why would I tell you how I'm going to kill someone [/spoiler]

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  • I would ask you a series of destiny questions and each one you get wrong I shoot you in a limb arms legs then chest but not close to heart or neck so u can't die

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  • stuff pancakes down his throat until he dies

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  • I feed them butter, then tell them it's the "I can't believe it's not butter" stuff. They then proceed to have a mental breakdown, forget how to feed themselves and die a slow death of malnutrition.

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  • I will hang you upside down give you millions of papercuts soak you in lemon juice rip off all your nails stub evey one of your toes and the only food you get is you fingers tthen slowly peel off your skin then i wil suck all the air out of the room and the entire time justin beaber is singing

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  • I take a vegetable peeler and slowly shred off your skin on your arms and legs, but by bit. After that I'll soak your hands and feet in acid. Once that is done I will slice up your skin for the next year and let the skin heal in between do you won't die from blood loss. At the years end I'll shoot out your kneecaps, cut off your tongue, ears, fingers and toes, then feed you to hungry dogs. [spoiler]gg[/spoiler]

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  • I'll tie them up and throw them into a pit of vipers

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  • I turn off the lights. Shadow drowned in darkness [spoiler]im sorry it's hard to kill a shadow[/spoiler]

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  • I take a hammer to TheHaloWay's face. after his face is a bloody pulp, i watch as he drowns in his own blood. if that wasn't already bad enough, i cut his stomach open and rip his intestines out. after all that, i cut his hands and feet off and light him on fire. :D

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  • I take Bay Spirit and knock him out with a bat. Then drag him down to a bay and let the spirits consume him and his life to control his body for all their needs.

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  • Why do things like so complicated I'll just bam bam the guy/girl below me drag them to a homeless camp or by some train tracks and leave, simple man. Now if you want to get fancy inject them with illegal drugs tell the police that a man OD then have them come get him/her so you don't gotta deal with the body

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  • I would tie him/her up then constantly force Mt. dew down their throat until they explode!!! Muhahahahah

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  • I throw eggs at him\her until death

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  • I'll starve this guy and have him tortured by blindfolding him and having him listen Iggy Azealia on repeat.

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  • I'll be nice about it.... Ties up, distracts with a nose tickling feather, brutally stabs five times and throws in river.

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  • Gags them... makes them throw up in dog bowl... they die from eating their own vomit.

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  • I use him as a firearm. His penis is his handle. His left arm is another handle. I use it as a RPG. It shoots out a brain rocket.

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  • Pull their blood out of them through their eyes * not killing them* then shove it back into them through their gut then punch through their chest and pull out there heart and use the blood still inside them to rip them in half

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  • Beat them to death with a blade of grass

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  • If your a girl I would tell you to take off all your clothes and show me everything or I'll kill you. If it's a guy I'll shoot him in the crotch.

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  • *shoots*[spoiler]Neebs IRL [/spoiler]

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  • Ok

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  • Make someone play superman 64

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  • Hand him over to ISIS, they can do the creative part for me.

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  • I take you to Iraq and throw him to the terrorist to get beheaded

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  • Strangle with the worlds largest funny worm

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