{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
6/29/2015 11:39:36 PM
55
Okay, so how the heck do I get famous here?
It's a lot harder than I remember. Threads get blasted to page 3 in less than a minute. Too many gimmicks and role playing threads, no idea how to penetrate this site.
Any serious advice from you veteran offtopice users?
-
>don't be thirsty >send this link to those who are >http://i.imgur.com/gUpVcPF.jpg
-
1) Be me 2) Express my opinions 3) Receive hate from the idiots on the site 4) Make idiots develop an obsession with me 5) Boom. Now you're known. Simple.
-
1 ReplyEdited by Spidermonkey47: 6/30/2015 3:06:04 AMBasically post almost-nudes(not fully, you'll get banned, that's bad), and everyone will love you... Don't violate: [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/View/bungie/conduct]this[/url]....[u]ever[/u] [i]To all you suspicious people, it's just the code of conduct[/i]
-
Edited by dead ahead: 7/1/2015 6:04:08 AMBring back all the non shit-tier users
-
2 RepliesBe me.
-
3 RepliesFirst, you have to get an obnoxious username that jumps out from the screen. Then you go over to the Destiny forums where you'll be harvesting most of your followers. Now, here's the tricky part. Think of the dumbest, most inconceivable stupid idea for Destiny, and think about how you'll propose it in a believable way. For example: you could suggest that there should be a separate playlist for men and women. The reason being is that women face so much harassment from male gamers, that they need a playlist where they can feel safe. You can cite sources such as Anita Sarkeesian and Feminist Frequency. Don't break character, don't make it look like bait, make it look like a genuine topic. Another good one would be to have a decibel detector that detects pitch. This is so that little kids are automatically muted as soon as they speak. I imagine that could be a good one. For the first few topics, people will just think you are an idiot. But once they see that a pattern is established, they will be clued in on the game and they will begin to follow you. I earned an average of about 4 followers per day when I practiced this. Good luck Jive!
-
Follow these steps.. 1. Grab a bowl and spoon 2. Pour cornflakes 3. Close your eyes (4.) ssshhhhh... His eyes are closed *pisses in his cornflakes* 4. I'll pour you some milk 5. Dig in!
-
Make 5 alts, like all your own threads, instant trending.
-
Start by having better goals in life.
-
1 ReplyInb4 fgts [spoiler]oh wait.[/spoiler]
-
Shit post.
-
Only your thread will get popular. The creator usually becomes just another comment
-
You don't just become famous. You have to [i]be[/i] famous
-
1 ReplyWho cares? Just go with the flow, man.
-
Same as always. Take an inflammatory far left or right political stance and broadcast it.
-
Implying getting "famous" on a forum makes your life better... try harder
-
1 ReplyLol "famous"
-
Be a follower of Emma Lahana
-
Piss everyone off Piss no one off Shitpost Be Microchango Give real advice Make fun of the religious [spoiler]Or you could do what I do and remain invisible.[/spoiler]
-
You dont
-
2 RepliesLike this [quote]SWIGGITY ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ＼ A / / ＼＼ B ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/ B I T C H[/quote]
-
1 ReplyMicrowave it
-
Post a lot for a few months on end you'll be a household name.
-
[b] [/b]
-
Just float around other topics for a while. Cause some trouble. Jk nobody knows who i am
-
Spam every post in sight with a stupid gimmick. I.e picture or stupid catchphrase
