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Edited by Heron: 7/8/2015 12:19:46 AM
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I just took away all your electronic devices.

Tv, Computer, Gaming consoles, phone. You name it, I took it. [u][i]What[/i] are you going to do with your life now?[/u] [b]Edit:[/b] [spoiler]1,000?!? Gosh you guys get [i]mad[/i] when I take away you stuff....[/spoiler]

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  • Probably go through major withdrawal, and then read Le Missables. (Or however you spell it)

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  • I die know

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  • kms

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  • With the electronics eliminated, I'd most likely fail my classes, and get fired from my job, as both revolve around me being able to access the internet. Without electronics, I wouldn't be able to have a life really.

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    • The world would end in 5 minutes

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      • Probably nothing just go outside and lay in the sun

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        • I'd get a girlfriend:(

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          • Sleep. Maybe eat something.

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          • Go all walking dead on the world

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          • Buy my shit again

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          • Edited by HerroItsAJ: 8/2/2015 7:09:00 AM
            What the f[b][/b]uck did you just f[b][/b]ucking say about me, you little bi[b][/b]tch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bit[b][/b]ches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfu[b][/b]cking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

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            • Well, you took them, so technically I can't post here but I am anyway, so, idk

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            • Edited by Hopeinmo: 8/2/2015 6:14:32 PM
              My vibrator? D: (I need to move in with my significant other before you remove all that then I do not give a crap if I lose all my electronics)

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              • Then how did I make this comment [spoiler]illominarty[/spoiler]

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              • Even the one... [spoiler]in my butt?...[/spoiler]

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              • Make money and buy everything back

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              • Meh. Time to catch up on my reading.

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                • Edited by Aarchon_Priest: 8/2/2015 8:58:40 PM
                  If you took our devices away how would we be replying fukbrain

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                  • Beat the sh!t out of you and take them back , maybe rob you depending on my mood.

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                  • Parkour :)

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                  • Get on my bike and go to my friends houses and chill. Get a job/Hobby Learn how to be the best.

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                  • Probably spend a lot more time outside with my dog. Would make it a lot more difficult to register for school and find a job in the area though seeing as I don't have a car lol

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                  • Then how am I reading this tho?

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                  • Go to gym

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                  • Hunt u down and tomb raider into your house

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                    • Well I would shoot my bow, go shooting all the time, play airsoft, go on a boat trip, hangout with friends, etc. Need I go on?

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