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	Your moms a daily handout
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	She feeds the homeless...you went down to your local library. Just to post this? Bro, go get a job. Stop being a burden on society
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	Hey I have to keep your mom busy making me money so I can stay at home playing destiny. Writing you back on my free Obama phone homie. I am very of you son that my taxpaying money taught you how to read and write. Hold on your mom got caught suckin some guy off. Haha can i barrow bail money
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	Dude, I think your computer time is almost up
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	My job is making sure your mom feeds the homeless and works them corners so I can afford my Obama phone to write your scrub ass back
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	So...you don't have a job? Ya, get one. It's good to have a roof over your head and food on the table. Feel bad for ya
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	I feel bad for your employer. Employee sucking up money while sitting on his ass taking a dump while writing people back all day. I do have a job Keeping mother's working on my corners. Like yours luke
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	Who's Luke? Oh, I get it now. He's your significant other. Not me bro, better keep searching
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	No you are my other lover stop lying.
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	Get back to work you slacker. Tired of people like you being a pimple of societies ass!!
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	So your confusing me with your son, who you molest... Seek help, man. And take some english courses
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	Can -blam!- the willing whicu you do like it up your ass remember when we first did it. Oh senor my english is getting better from me workin at McDonald's.
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	Take another hit. The ramblings are getting better