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6/7/2015 4:42:54 PM
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*Walks to the edge of the cliff and rubs hands together excitedly*
This is gonna be sweet, what next?
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*rams into you, pushes you off cliff* Flap your arms!!!!
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*screams in terror and furiously flaps* [spoiler]that's an unfortunate combination of words [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] *waits 3 seconds, turns into gargoyle, jumps off cliff and dives towards you* You got this!!!
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*Continues to furiously flap* I'm doing it! I'm doing it! *R Kelly in the background*
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] *sings* "I believe i can fly! I believe i can touch the sky" *closes eyes, keeps singing*
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*joins in* "I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away!"
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*continues diving towards the ground while singing*
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*sings but then notices we're diving towards the ground* Uh...
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*sings moar*
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*pokes you* Uh Uh
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*-* °-° 0.0 *spreads wings and immediately slows down* Shit! Shit! Shit! [b]FLAP YOUR ARMS!!![/b]
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*flaps furiously* [spoiler]you just like to see me say it don't you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yes bby i do[/spoiler] *closes eyes not wanting to see you crash into the ground*
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*thump* Eeehhhhh
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*opens eyes, sees mushroom cloud made of dust* ;~;
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*coughs up dust* Heeelp
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0.0 ^-^ *dives down to you* *lands* U ok?
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Forget that did I do it?
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Uhmm.. no.
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Dammit, what now?
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Idk, teach me how to dougie?
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*Gets a vinyl record and a old timey record player* "Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me.."
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*dougies*
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*dougies better than you*
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* battle lost *
