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6/7/2015 2:54:20 PM
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Can you teach me that trick with the little... Ya know *pretends to breath fire* *chokes*
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I dont think u can... 0.o
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Oh I SEE YOU DON'T THINK I'M COOL ENOUGH
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;~; But... you're a bear
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If you didn't think I was cool enough you could've just said so ©.©
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Can you teach me how to fly then @.@
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I'll try. Get in the taxi
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*opens door and slides in*
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*drives to top of mountain, parks at cliff* Get off here, walk to the edge
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*Walks to the edge of the cliff and rubs hands together excitedly* This is gonna be sweet, what next?
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*rams into you, pushes you off cliff* Flap your arms!!!!
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*screams in terror and furiously flaps* [spoiler]that's an unfortunate combination of words [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] *waits 3 seconds, turns into gargoyle, jumps off cliff and dives towards you* You got this!!!
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*Continues to furiously flap* I'm doing it! I'm doing it! *R Kelly in the background*
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] *sings* "I believe i can fly! I believe i can touch the sky" *closes eyes, keeps singing*
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*joins in* "I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away!"
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*continues diving towards the ground while singing*
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*sings but then notices we're diving towards the ground* Uh...
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*sings moar*
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*pokes you* Uh Uh
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*-* °-° 0.0 *spreads wings and immediately slows down* Shit! Shit! Shit! [b]FLAP YOUR ARMS!!![/b]
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*flaps furiously* [spoiler]you just like to see me say it don't you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yes bby i do[/spoiler] *closes eyes not wanting to see you crash into the ground*
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*thump* Eeehhhhh
