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	*takes your wallet, looks inside* THIS IS MONOPOLY MONEY!!
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	How did you know!?!?!?
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	*throws money at your face* It's -blam!-ing obvious!! *enraged gargoyle mode inevitable* Pay Me NAOOOO
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	Oh, ok. *pulls out another wallet* Don't ask me how I have this.
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	*looks into wallet, takes precious gems* You may go
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	*walks away* They were fake. *explosions go off behind me*
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	*lands in front of you* *grabs you by your neck*
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	*gets choked*
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	*snaps your neck*
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	Edited by JealousOrc: 5/28/2015 1:32:00 AM*the volcano erupts and burns the taxi* Wait. [spoiler]don't ask how, I just don't wanna die[/spoiler] In the volcano was real gems I was gonna get to pay you.
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	*puts you down* I'm trusting you this one last time. . . Go.
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	What? Run?
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	Go get the gems
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	Oh. *he jumps in and the volcano erupts*
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	*waits*
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	*diamonds go flying out* [spoiler]but they look like minecraft diamonds[/spoiler]
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	*sees them* 0.o wtf??? *catches all of em*
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	*I climb out* There you go. I'll just be on my way. *I walk deeper into to Mordor*
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	Edited by JulieCakes: 5/28/2015 1:08:59 AM[spoiler]u didnt say u could survive falling into the volcano[/spoiler][spoiler]you cant survive a snapped neck without being creative enough. . . So think about it and come back with an edit.[/spoiler]
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	[spoiler]i know [/spoiler] [spoiler]ok just did[/spoiler]