Alduin, firstborn of Akatosh and the World-Eater showed up on my porch in Kynesgrove.
I can't keep him because my family has too many dragons already. It is a big, black dragon that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been shield-bashing him and got him some souls to eat from Sovngarde, and we are getting some guards to help. What else should I do? The Last Dragonborn hasn't come looking for it yet.
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Run the -blam!-er through with a daedric sword
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6 RepliesRun if you threaten him he will make flaming shit fall from the sky and destroy the entire city
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2 Replies[quote]It is a [b][u]big, black dragon[/u][/b] that we think somebody dumped at our house.[/quote] I read that wrong. [spoiler]Feed him forever.[/spoiler]
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I'll take him babygurls love Dragons.
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1 Replyi think this is my fav porch thread xD
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5 RepliesIs your destruction magic skill 100?
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2 RepliesSo your a miner eh? get your dynamite and have him eat that :3 and have him fly into the sky. :3
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1 ReplyGive it to me. Dragons turn me on.
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1 ReplyGive him some skooma
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[spoiler]Porch Day is for the Nords![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesShout At Him.
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