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	I eat car an drive to Tajikistan m8
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	Why don't you eat sandwhich instead?
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	I eat u?
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	Do i look like a sandwhich?
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	Yes is very tasty kar
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	I'm not the taxi
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	You must be one with the taxi
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	I am one with the taxi
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	I eat taxi then go Tajikistan
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	*taxi kicks you in the nuts*
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	Jokes on you I have nothing there
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	*notices you're a dinosaur* *rips your jaw open*
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	*fatality* jokes on u beech I am the fatality
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	*sees name* Jokes on you... [spoiler]...english.[/spoiler]
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	Hot sauce on ju
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	Hot sauce on me [spoiler]-insert lenny face here-[/spoiler]
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	Yus I make u hot
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	Do you really?
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	U r gorgeous now I make u hotter[spoiler]burrito[/spoiler]
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