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	Can that awesome taxi take me to the thrift shop?
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	Absolutely. *drives you to the thrift shop*
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	Absolutely. *drives you to the thrift shop*
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	Thanks, *pays a tip of 1 cent*
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	Hey! You're short $999.99!!!
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	I will pay you in a year
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	Absolutely not! Pagame el dinero que me debes!!!
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	Nunca te pagare el dinero que te debo Never
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	Mas te vale! si no quieres que te rompa el culo! Pagame!
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	NUNCA
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	*te doy 1,000 bofetadas*
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	Las fallaste todas
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	Ay si callate guey! [spoiler]lmfao, missing that many would be so ridiculously hilarious! [/spoiler]
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	No me hables asi! [spoiler]lol so true[/spoiler]
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	Hablo como se me pegue la pinche gana!! [spoiler]*hopes you are familiar with the slang i use*[/spoiler]
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	Nadie
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	Que?!
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	Nadie me dice que!!!!
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	Yo te digo QUE!
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	NO ME PROVOQUES!
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	PROVOCO A CUALQUIERA!
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	TE VOY A ROBAR EL TAXI [spoiler]XD[/spoiler]
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	ESTE TAXI ES MIO! NADIE SE LO PUEDE ROBAR!